Amen to that.

D's, I told you it wasn't invisible, it merely disappeared into my voluminous rolls of fat from my gut that hung to my knees, the thigh fat forming a tight sweaty seal front to back, the love handles making a fat-based kilt and the ass cheeks that were each vying or the meal that was the thonged backing.

100+ pounds and a size 36 inch waist later, that won't be an issue. When I'm done, it might be something worth seeing again.

Not only are clear straps visible, they look tacky, like you're wearing a plastic tank top.

I must say, I strongly prefer the invisible bra straps than the Invisible Banana-Hammock for retired italian dockworkers, brought to you by Sergio...

Just sayin'...

true dat. also? these invis-a-straps or whatever they are called, tend to disintigrate over time like a piece of gum that's been chewed too long.

What bra straps? I don't see no bra straps.