Okay, so this annoys me. It doesn't anger me or distress me or make me want to poke its eyes out (too much), but yes, it does annoy me. But because my schedule this week dictates that today is my only non-work day (back to the grind tomorrow) (but not the bump) (because as much as I know you like to fantasize that I am a stripper, it just is not so), I do not want to have to "do the work" by telling you why that is so. So, that's where you come in. You tell me why you think this annoys me. And then, sometime next week, when I'm not busy bumping and/or grinding, I will tell you why. If your answer is correct, you win the coveted prize of my undying admiration for the day.
fresh-baked at 08:56 PM
Vegans refuse to eat anything "with a face". This has a face.
Offered by: Thomas on April 29, 2008 11:41 AMOops...real MEALS (not means)
Proofing before posting is definitely not my forte today.
Offered by: Da Goddess on April 28, 2008 10:40 AMIt annoys you because something that looks fun is labelled "kidfresh" as opposed to "Jodifresh".
It annoys you because you like to think that parents who shop at Whole Foods are the type who would take five minutes and make their children real means and not something prepackaged and "cute".
It annoys you because there's too much going on in the chestal regions when we all know less is more when dressing.
Offered by: Da Goddess on April 28, 2008 10:39 AMYou have a few words for the person in charge of stock rotation. Why couldn't they have just peeled off the whole price tag from the last item that was on this shelf? In fact, I bet you were so annoyed that after taking this photo, you removed the rest of the sticker yourself, marched it up to the customer service desk, and told them that just because they run an whole foods store, it doesn't mean they should run it like a bunch of hippies. First it's shit like this, then soon all of the organic apples will have been made into pipes and you'll be likely to find errant dreadlocks in the asparagus bunches.
Offered by: Brad Louttit on April 27, 2008 1:20 PMIt annoys you because it reminds you of that *thing* you had that took weeks of high-dosage antibiotics/antivirals to get rid of. Oh wait, that was me...I have no idea why this annoys YOU, but now I'M annoyed thank you very much!
Offered by: Mrs. Z on April 27, 2008 12:18 PMIt annoys you because at first the little squash smiles looked like lemon slices.
Offered by: KarenZipdrive on April 27, 2008 8:37 AMI saw this yesterday at Whore Foods! It freaked me the fuck out!
Offered by: Cody Clarke on April 27, 2008 3:39 AM
