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The next time you're on the subway, take a li'l looksee at everyone else and imagine them nude. Not just in their underwear, but full-on, full-out nude. In whatever position they happen to be in at the time. (This means no picturing them stretched out on a bed or suspended from an elaborate series of ropes and pulleys.) But don't picture the "good" stuff about nudity. Focus on the road less traveled — the rolls of flesh roosting just above their laps, the uneven tits, the errant hairs and moles and blemishes. The grosser you can imagine it, the better.
The other day I had a dream. I envisioned Hillary Clinton in a wet-look, black latex jumper angrily whipping a naked and on all fours doggy style Newt Gingrich.
The former speaker of the house had his speaker stuffed with a rubber dog chew toy.
I don't know what was worse, that mental visualization or the fact that I kept screaming, "Oprah! Oprah! Oprah!" in my sleep.
Of course, I had had my daily sauerkraut and hot fudge cherry jubilee sundae right before bed, but really, Oprah?
Offered by: Dr. Phil on May 9, 2008 4:57 PMBecause she says so! :)
Offered by: Lily on May 8, 2008 2:19 PMOkay, but... WHY?
Offered by: lattegirl on May 8, 2008 12:32 PMThat exercise in visualization just made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Offered by: Jeffrey on May 8, 2008 11:14 AMToken Fella, stay alert. I'm coming for her.
Offered by: jamied on May 8, 2008 7:53 AMAnd for those of you who happen to catch a glimpse of a small Jewess with amazing arms and a wicked smile, feel free to ignore second part of Jodi's missive, because it is ALL good stuff. And your imagination isn't capable of doing her justice.
Offered by: Token Fella on May 8, 2008 3:49 AM"imagine THEN nude", Jodi?
Oops!
Offered by: don on May 8, 2008 1:14 AM
