Because I'm the kinda girl who does nothing all day but loll on her sofa in a peignoir set (Doris Day powder blue) while cramming stale chocolates (Russell Stover, bought at a Woolworth fire sale circa 1988) and watching my "stories" (90210 reruns), it should come as no surprise that some of that luxurious chocolate found itself ground into one of the sofa's throw pillows. So, does it surprise you that rather than order my imaginary houseboy (black-haired, bare-chested, barely-English-speaking) to steam-clean it posthaste, I put the pillow to my mouth and sucked the stain out the best I could?
Poll closes in two weeks!
"Suck the Pillow"
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Of course I voted YES!
There is not enough empirical data in this subset to hypothesize as to the fallacy or factuality of the reference points contained within.
It is therefore this researchers opinion that we withhold publishing our findings until we have had ample opportunity to study the methodology put forth in this treatise. I for one would like to determine through blind experimentation using the subject and a plcebo test subject the final result of this set of events.
Let's face it, if the test subject spits, we know the hypothesis to be false. But if she swallows, more tests will be required posthaste.
Offered by: Ds on July 4, 2008 9:37 AMI assume the houseboy is olive-skinned, as well. And has long eyelashes. Don't get me started!
Offered by: lattegirl on July 4, 2008 8:33 AMSomething tells me that your ideal houseboy wouldn't be bare-chested. And you're probably above throw pillows too. You probably have throw iguanas. This is pure fiction, Jodi.
Offered by: Brad on July 4, 2008 12:43 AM
