The scoop (hello, originality!) on this ice cream is forthcoming. In the meantime, tell me what is "off" in this photo. If you can't find anything, make something up. Creativity is often more satisfying then reality, anyway, so have at it.
fresh-baked at 11:28 PMWhat's wrong is that our tongues aren't working that cone together. That's what's wrong.
Offered by: mak on August 4, 2008 11:07 PMI'd have taken something akin to the "squirrel brains" and/or roadkill route - thanks A LOT D's (have you MISSED ME? LOTS AND LOTS???? WHY AM I YELLING?????)... Hmmmmm.
God. I'm weary. I'm just going to go with the idea that sugar cone prophylactic device seems ill-fitting; and not only does it look like it lacks in protective qualities, it blocks part of milady's perfect manicure. That's fingernail blasphemy I believe...
Offered by: Kate on July 31, 2008 3:10 AMYou beat the crap outta some snot-nosed bratty kid on the street and stole it from him.
Offered by: Lee on July 31, 2008 12:59 AMWhat's wrong is that there is still ice cream left. Get licking!
(Yes, I deliberately meant that to sound naughty.)
Offered by: Jeffrey on July 30, 2008 1:41 PMYou're eating squirrel brains, which judging by the contusions on the left hemisphere, were fished from the lifeless pulp of Mr. Rodent meets Mr. Bumper at accelerated rate of speed.
Odd for a vegan.
Offered by: Ds on July 29, 2008 10:24 PMTwo things are off:
1. The flowers are part of a photograph, not a real garden.
2. There is no chocolate in the ice cream. Not even sprinkles or mini morsels.
Offered by: Scott on July 29, 2008 8:54 PMWhat's wrong...it's not a double scoop.
Offered by: Laura on July 29, 2008 6:50 PMYou will note that the scoop has a sad face, which given the fact that its destination is Jodi's lips, is completely ridiculous. Heaven awaits, my sweet and creamy friend!
Offered by: Token Fella on July 29, 2008 3:26 PMAh yes, the flowers are totally FAKE! Look at the sheen on those leaves. I smell Michaels.
Offered by: Christine on July 29, 2008 2:32 PMWhat happened to all the nuts in your scoop of maple walnut ice cream, Jodi? Maybe it's your (disgusting) habit to eat them first? Or maybe you were attacked by hungry squirrels who stole the nuts but left the ice cream (it makes their whiskers all sticky)?
Offered by: Brad on July 29, 2008 1:41 PMFirst of all, is that a SOY cone? If not, then that's the problem. If yes, then EWWW!
The lavender flowers are obviously silk.
Offered by: KarenZipdrive on July 29, 2008 9:43 AMYour nail polish doesn't match the flowers You still haven't taken a lick of the ice cream.
Offered by: mike on July 29, 2008 2:36 AMWhat is "off" is that you seem to be completely naked in a public place!
Offered by: Pete on July 29, 2008 2:33 AM
