"I was in middle school the first time I saw a picture of women lined up outside the so-called showers at Auschwitz," he says. "I didn't know what they were at first, so I jerked off to the photo. Later, when I found out what the picture was all about, I still jerked off to it."

I glare at him over my iced coffee.

"Hey, porn is where you find it, right?" he says.

I ask if he ever masturbated to the famous news photo of the Vietnamese girl running naked down a street.

"Of course not!" he says. "I'm no pedophile."

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