I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Jodi, why hasn't a savvy, good-lookin' dame like you weighed in on the Sarah Palin ballyhoo? After all, you're about the same age, you sometimes sport a similar updo, and you have been seen around town with a particular older gentleman on occasion! So, why haven't you YouTube'd your way into an overnight internet sensation?"
Sorry to disappoint. But never fear, I can offer you these gems of topical interest, one of which mentions Ms. Palin. Just so you don't think I'm not up on current events or that I'm not passing by Eisenberg's Sandwich Shop five mornings a week on my way home from the gym, where I exercise my right to bare arms ... just another thing I have in common with Ms. Palin! (LOLz!)
27 June and today
Wait. This isn't the first time she's delighted us with an Eisenberg's sandwich board boasting razor-edge topical humor, is it? No. No, it is not.
fresh-baked at 07:30 PM
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Offered by: Ds on October 16, 2008 9:32 PMThat's not rain, Brad, that's ... (You can't start "parade" without a "p".)
Offered by: Jodi on October 16, 2008 8:20 PM"Bare arms..." Tee hee. I like it.
Offered by: Leslie on October 16, 2008 7:42 AMSorry to rain on your parade, Ds.
Offered by: Brad on October 15, 2008 2:35 PMI might not pee on anybody, but I am this close to doing something crazy (I won't wear pearls today!) if I see this blog one more day!
Is this a record yet?
I pride myself on being one of the more warped, if not the downright most demented, of Jodi's intellectual dopplegangers. I've seen many a line here and managed to toe across most of them, even jumping across others. I have dragged things down into the gutter, danced on them, then ground the pieces for good measure. I have equally offended everyone, some who have dared reparte', others who have remained silent.
But Brad? Even I in my ultimate depravity would not have gone there. It simply isn't kosher, dude.
Offered by: Ds on October 14, 2008 11:19 PMJodi, you're so mean to your fans sometimes! I bet if you were a death metal rock star you'd pee all over everyone in the front row. Does anyone else ever have this fantasy? Mrs. Z? Amanda??
Offered by: Brad on October 14, 2008 12:19 PMMrs. Z, Eisenberg's is paying me 36 matzo balls a day to keep this thing going. Plus, until YOU try raising three rambunctious pre-teen boys and maintaining a household and taking college classes and going to work every day and fighting off your husband's demands to clip his toenails, I won't let you tell me what to -- oh, wait. Um, never mind.
Offered by: Jodi on October 11, 2008 8:33 AMHow much is Eisenberg's paying you to keep up this ad? Unless you are on some lovely getaway, I want a new piece of writing today!
Offered by: Mrs. Z on October 10, 2008 11:18 AMYeah, I bet your writing looks like Bernard MT Condensed.
Offered by: Brad on October 8, 2008 4:02 AMNo, kidz, I haven't eaten here. And Brad, my printing is so much neater than the writing on these sandwich boards! "It looks like it's typewritten!" I've been told.
Offered by: Jodi on October 7, 2008 10:03 PMOf course she has eaten at this restaurant - she does the sandwich boards every week in exchange for a free veggie wrap.
Offered by: Brad on October 7, 2008 12:12 PMI like this kind of corny humour. It sounds like stuff my Dad would say. :) Have you ever actually eaten at this restaurant?
Offered by: Amanda on October 3, 2008 11:09 AM
