Snow angels are easy. Anyone with a back, arms, legs, and enough snow to lie down in can make one within a matter of seconds. Oh, look at me! I made a snow angel in your front yard!
Big deal. Snowflakes are unique, yes. But angels made in a heap of them? Not so.
Make me a slush angel. Plop yourself down in a foot of exhaust-fumed slush, face first if you're feeling extra daring, and flail like mad. Oh, look at you! You've made a slush angel in the middle of Broadway! Now that's a creation that deserves admiration!
fresh-baked at 10:26 PMJamie, you just get your gorgeous tourist ass over here and your wish is my command.
Offered by: Jodi on January 2, 2009 4:29 PMFucking tourist.
BTW, I need to come back up there and go shopping for more knock offs in China Town and I need you to go with me to carry a couple of my trash bags full of them.
Offered by: jamied on January 2, 2009 12:25 PM





