Amazing, how you can be on your way to meet one of your best friends ever, feelin' groovy 'n' cute 'n' all sorts of optimistic and 2009y 'n' whatnot, and then your ever observant eye catches sight of something like this, and it stops you in your tracks and makes you think a little when you're really not in the mood for thinkin' and would rather just be in a dark gay bar full of boys in new sweaters.
Look:
Glow, glow, glow from tofuju on Vimeo.
Sadness that I could intellectualize if I were up to it, but since I'm not, I'll just accept on a visceral level.
Happy New Year!
I am sitting here in court, watching the dregs and smiling to the non-amusement of the sour bailiff as I read through your jury entries on my boffo new santa-delivered phone.
Amusing as that is, while sitting in this stench of poverty and ignorance I'd still rather be in a dark gay bar.
The music is better.
Offered by: Ds on January 7, 2009 9:27 AMI LOOOOOVE IT! Only a Jew would go to such great lengths (i.e. put perfectly manicured nails on a NYC trash bag) to save a Santa!!!!!!!!!
You are a rock star!
I am dying here. That's amazing.
Offered by: Kyria on January 6, 2009 11:20 AMI can't believe you didn't tell us about this at the bar. We could have banded together to form a search and rescue team. You know we could have scrounged up some glow sticks somewhere and gone hunting.
PS - Did you get your poppers? They're not only handy in the sack, but also to get accidental lube splatter out of clothing before it sets.
Offered by: mak on January 3, 2009 7:09 PMI would like to go on record as to the fact that there was NOBODY wearing a new sweater at that bar last night.
Offered by: bob on January 3, 2009 7:08 PMSo did you rescue Santa or did you let nature take its course and not interfere? (Note how I typed "its" instead of "it's", unlike 80% of the English-speaking population would!)
Offered by: Vendela on January 3, 2009 7:04 PMI hate this term that I invented *curtsey* because it sounds as if it should come out of an 80's hair band fan wearing jams. So, please forgive me for using it but, your accent is so rad ass.
Offered by: jamied on January 3, 2009 2:23 PM
