You can't expect people to not look into your windows at night if your shades/blinds/drapes are open and your lights are on. So, don't get your braless tits in an uproar and take hasty measures to capture your modesty and privacy, like you didn't think someone might possibly have a peek at your peaks when you were flouncing around with your bouncy flesh on display. Please.
Your semi-nakedness was incidental, Your Royal Huffiness, secondary to my real purpose in glancing across our common courtyard: I am intrigued by your apartment's layout. I am envious of your hallway, not your tits.
fresh-baked at 11:49 AMShe actually got huffy? I would start leaving "stalker notes" on her doorstep just to throw her into a total panic. No, I wouldn't. But that would be funny.
Offered by: Leslie on January 25, 2009 12:01 PMi was staying at a hotel in san fran and the maid left the shutters open after she cleaned it. so when i burst into my room at the end of the workday and stripped while calling home, i had an audience. i mean, i was buck naked.
everyday after that, i would check the shutters to be sure they weren't open. and the same little freak and his orange cat was sitting at the window in the apartment across the way, waiting for the show.
Offered by: lee on January 17, 2009 10:15 PMI see a bush.
Offered by: Brad on January 13, 2009 11:07 PMI'm sure Jodi would much prefer glancing out her window to the sight of wood, Mr. Z.
Offered by: Ds on January 12, 2009 10:27 AMDo you know how lucky you are? When I look out of my window, I see a tree.
Little Jo Peep
Could not go to sleep
So she wandered to her window
And what did she see
But breasts dangling free
And fabulous wall sconces.
hm.
i came home this evening to happen to glance down upon my neighbor in the next building (2 feet from my building) sitting at his computer and pulling up his pants.
i guess i had just missed the main event.
Offered by: sass on January 11, 2009 11:19 PM
