Thank "God" all the humans survived after the plane dove into the frigid Hudson River this afternoon. I'm sure those people will celebrate, claiming their lives are changed from the experience. Blah blee bloo, the usual stuff about how life's too short and little things don't matter and they're happy just to be alive and zzzzzzz.
But what of the birds? What of the geese with whom the plane collided?
"There were no fatalities."
Try telling that to the geese who lived. Who's interviewing the geese who may have survived or the geese back home?
I'm so sorry, feathered friends!
fresh-baked at 11:32 PMheeheeheeeeee!!!
xo
canadian goose
I know, all the news reports referring to the hazards in the air being geese, and I said to Kerry, "I am sure the geese are holding a conference right now about what to do about these air hazards called airplanes!"
Offered by: Leslie on January 25, 2009 11:58 AMThank you, Brad for helping all of us avoid the conclusion that we might have all been so easily galloping off to.
It is so good when calmer minds prevail ... especially during times of stress.
Offered by: don on January 17, 2009 11:37 PMWhat if it wasn't the geese that caused the crash at all? What if the engines just blew out on their own, and as the plane plummeted toward the city, a flock of noble Canadian geese hoisted it onto their backs, flew it safely to the river, and laid it as gently as they could on the water before they died of a brave exhaustion. We'll likely never in our lifetime get ganders of such heroism again.
Offered by: Brad on January 17, 2009 12:38 PMAre you kidding?
Those geese were obviously Canadian geese, trained by Al Qaida to test a new strategy for bringing terrorism back to our nation.
And of course it happened off the shores of NYC- all terrorist activities revolve around The Big Apple because it's a huge market share for media coverage, not to mention Jew headquarters.
You think Canadian terrorist geese would have bothered with Milwaukee or Tampa?
Jeeze!
Those birds asked for it. Shouldn't they be smashing into planes in Florida this time of year?
Offered by: Mrs. Z on January 16, 2009 2:35 PM
