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Friday, 13 February 2009
Holiday Weekend Trifecta

If we thought that having Inauguration Day right after MLK Day was something special, we're really going to lose our shit (technical term) this weekend, what with the rapidfire succession of not two but three special days in a row: Friday the 13th, Valentine's Day, and Presidents' Day.

So on the 13th we're unlucky, on the 14th we hope to get lucky, and on Presidents' Day we buy a mattress on sale to replace the one that, if we succeeded on the 14th, we will have worn out.

Here's to hoping your own trifecta is, respectively, safe, sexy, and supportive.

fresh-baked at 11:03 AM
Comments

We had an extremely unlucky Friday the 13th in Philadelphia with the 6th police officer being killed in the line of duty in two years. He was 25 years old.

So everybody out there, enjoy wearing out those mattresses for as long as you can!

Offered by: Mrs. Z on February 14, 2009 10:32 AM

will you need to replace the mattress?

Offered by: susie on February 13, 2009 3:05 PM

Ummm, but Jodsey, what if I don't want it to be safe or involve respect? You're wishing death upon me.

Offered by: jamied on February 13, 2009 1:47 PM