I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 16 March 2009
Eye caramba

The coffee guy at Fairway with the wonky eye just waited on me ("a pound of the Yirgacheffe, whole bean is great, please") and I pretended, as always, not to be bothered by the wonky eye or to even notice it. Indeed, I felt like I overcompensated for my pretense by smiling at him a little more than his level of service warranted and by looking him straight in the wonky eye, which is kind of hard to do given that it's semi-sealed shut and I have no idea which way it's looking, if indeed it's looking anywhere at all.

fresh-baked at 07:30 AM
Comments

Well it sounds like you've done your charity work for the week. Now you don't have to be nice to the disabled for at least seven days!

Offered by: Mrs. Z on March 16, 2009 9:54 AM

LOL! When my dad got sick, I would take notice of other people's handicap equipment, admiring it. I would get really self concious about it if they caught me staring. I thought, "Oh no! They think I'm staring at them because they're handicapped." So then I felt that I needed to say something. Somehow, "Hey nice wheelchair." didn't make it any less akward.

Offered by: jamied on March 16, 2009 8:51 AM