Of all the "relationship status" options on Facebook, I detest "It's Complicated" the most. "It's Complicated" really means "I'm fucking someone from time to time and he/she/it is of course fucking someone else too, but I can't quite define what we have other than the occasional fucking, so I'll just say it's complicated so I don't have to take any real responsibility and ask that motherfucker what the fuck's up with this 'thing' we've kinda sorta not really got going." That, and it takes an exceedingly transparent situation and turns it into a faux enigma.
It's not complicated. It's bullshit.
fresh-baked at 10:21 PMHAHA...
Nice way of saying, "I am too fucked up to love or be loved"
Offered by: sally on November 5, 2009 1:59 PMTodd Barry has a really funny joke about that, where he says that means you're having sex with more than one person. "It's called dating."
Offered by: Liam on September 1, 2009 12:31 PMTodd Barry has a really funny joke about that, where he says that means you're having sex with more than one person. "It's called dating."
Offered by: Liam on September 1, 2009 12:30 PMI always assumed that it meant "the person I'm in a relationship doesn't know I'm a furry," or that is only physically turned on by people wearing Hello Kitty costumes or lederhosen.
Offered by: mike on August 25, 2009 4:36 PMIs this your new blog? Or like, your main website and stuff!
Offered by: Johanna on August 22, 2009 4:17 PMNot that I would presume to judge. Oh, heavens no.
Offered by: Jeffrey on August 21, 2009 7:50 PM"It's complicated" = "I'm a whore," and possibly "I'm a lying, cheating whore."
Offered by: Jeffrey on August 21, 2009 7:50 PM
