July 2015 - 1 entries
      05: Exciting!

April 2015 - 1 entries
      17: Bobby Landry's list of names for his new puppy, all rejected by his parents

February 2015 - 1 entries
      16: PSA from the Prezzes

January 2015 - 7 entries
      15: Your lucky day
      10: Standard issue
      07: Ding Dong
      05: Upper West Side Story
      02: Uptown Whirl
      01: Happy New Year
      01: Haik-nu Year

December 2014 - 1 entries
      06: spice Girl

September 2014 - 1 entries
      24: Joseph

August 2014 - 1 entries
      13: As I seem to Bacall ...

July 2014 - 3 entries
      23: Momnipotence
      20: About Face(book)
      17: Oy

May 2014 - 1 entries
      20: Comic relief

March 2014 - 6 entries
      30: Bubbles
      24: Expanding
      21: Yumentaschen!
      20: A Dill in the Life
      19: Hello and so forth
      07: Awakening

January 2014 - 1 entries
      30: "Equinox Made Me Do It"

December 2013 - 1 entries
      27: Subtext

November 2013 - 1 entries
      22: Pocketlife

October 2013 - 1 entries
      13: Out of time

September 2013 - 1 entries
      15: That's all she wrote

August 2013 - 2 entries
      13: Street Notes No. 2
      13: Street Notes No. 1

July 2013 - 3 entries
      30: Moneybags
      08: Remembering Adrienne Kessler, whom I never knew
      05: OKCupidiocy, No. 1

June 2013 - 4 entries
      21: North by Northwest
      20: Life Tip No. 429(g)
      16: Fatherly advice
      02: Confession

March 2013 - 1 entries
      19: Lab Results

January 2013 - 2 entries
      13: Side saddle
      13: Clean

November 2012 - 1 entries
      29: Six Hundred Words About My Dad

October 2012 - 1 entries
      21: The kick in the pants I needed

July 2012 - 2 entries
      19: In Living Color
      17: Behold!

October 2011 - 2 entries
      19: Sheba
      05: Plucked

August 2011 - 1 entries
      28: Baby love

July 2011 - 1 entries
      26: God is in the details

June 2011 - 1 entries
      07: Is this thing on?

April 2011 - 1 entries
      06: Beating the Brand (a 100-word musing)

March 2011 - 3 entries
      20: Far from the tree
      14: Save it
      11: Of special note!

November 2010 - 1 entries
      04: Any Other (a 100-word musing)

October 2010 - 2 entries
      15: With what shall I bore you?
      13: Hi

August 2010 - 1 entries
      24: Now I lay me down to creep (a 100-word musing)

July 2010 - 1 entries
      18: Yes. Hello.

June 2010 - 1 entries
      24: Veintecinco Cosas

May 2010 - 1 entries
      31: Jackie! Oh!

April 2010 - 2 entries
      29: Chemistry
      27: How does my garden grow

February 2010 - 3 entries
      27: Snow Way
      03: Assterisk (a 100-word musing)
      02: Sign of the Times

January 2010 - 1 entries
      05: I fucking ♥ NY

December 2009 - 9 entries
      20: Snow Yay
      10: Doctor, it only hurts when I go like this
      07: Brother, can you spare a mime?
      06: Unspoken
      05: Just because it's pretty
      04: Haikmu
      03: Out of Sight
      02: Explain!
      01: Baby on Board

November 2009 - 2 entries
      03: Clothes Calls
      02: Arf

October 2009 - 1 entries
      31: Hello

September 2009 - 3 entries
      26: Artist's Statement
      13: Bunny Chop
      03: Crimes of Fashion

August 2009 - 3 entries
      20: The Easy Way Out
      13: Thursday the 13th
      05: Nomestic

July 2009 - 3 entries
      28: Jimmy
      19: 100
      05: Tomcat Jones!

June 2009 - 1 entries
      19: Blind-sighted

May 2009 - 3 entries
      30: I have no shame
      17: Poetic Injustice
      10: Happy Mothra's Day!

April 2009 - 2 entries
      23: Coughy Break
      12: Snappy Easter!

March 2009 - 7 entries
      18: Now Ear This
      17: Fool House
      16: Eye caramba
      09: Sugar and spice? Please.
      05: Castle On A Cloud
      04: Lullaby of Broadway
      03: I apologize ...

February 2009 - 4 entries
      24: Out of Touch
      19: The Cat's Meow
      13: Holiday Weekend Trifecta
      09: A Pressing Issue

January 2009 - 7 entries
      30: Homophonic
      18: Overbooked
      15: Cooked
      11: Room with a View (of your tits)
      08: Cher'd Space
      02: Glow, glow, glow
      01: Slush Fun

December 2008 - 14 entries
      31: Don't do this
      30: Even pigeons have shadows
      26: You may stop holding your breath now, please, thank you!
      19: Squeal of Fortune
      16: Holding Court, Part 2
      15: Missed Opportunity for Hilarity
      15: Holding Court
      14: Why I am in a great mood today
      12: Have I forgotten what day it is? Yes!
      06: Correction of Oversight and Bonus Falafel
      05: Saks A Hit
      05: Proof of Idiocy
      03: Pre-Primping
      03: Hump Day!

November 2008 - 4 entries
      27: Gobbledegook
      20: Well, hello
      08: I would not cry if I had to live here - #5
      04: I'm sorry for inflicting Oprah on you, but it's worth it

October 2008 - 4 entries
      25: Pajamolly!
      20: Birthday Week
      17: Sick of the Litter
      02: As Political As It Gets

September 2008 - 10 entries
      27: Paul Newman
      23: Keychain (plain and simple -- no pun today, sorry)
      16: Leave It Be
      13: Fiction or Non-Fiction: The Big Reveal
      11: Vote Note
      09: What was I thinking?
      08: Keyboard Cupid
      05: Corsage
      04: Off the Cuff
      02: Tip for the Waitstaff

August 2008 - 12 entries
      28: Fiction or Non-Fiction?
      21: I would not cry if I had to live here - #4
      19: Worth the scream
      16: Not Away
      13: Birdbrain
      10: Away
      09: Peeve
      08: Atlas
      05: Girlish figure, maintenance of: Update
      04: Scorecard
      03: JFC, WTF, etc.
      01: Good Whorekeeping Stamp of Approval

July 2008 - 20 entries
      31: Pearly Rites
      28: How I maintain my impossibly girlish figure
      25: Zoster child
      24: Quick question
      22: Fiction or Non-Fiction: Update/Results
      21: Your lady's malady
      18: Full moon, my ass
      16: Show and Tell
      15: I endorse Indianapolis
      13: Sweet Potato Burritos
      11: And away she goes
      09: Don't forget to vote!
      08: Sweet Home
      07: Just ... no.
      06: Crappetizing
      05: My Pledge to You
      04: Hairy Potter
      03: Fiction or Non-Fiction?
      02: Blame
      01: Zippity Doo Dah

June 2008 - 28 entries
      30: Still Life: Smiling Dogs In Time Warner Center Near My Groceries With Human Companions' Toe Tips
      28: Under the Spell of Ignorance
      27: I shouldn't have to tell you this
      26: Charmed, I'm sure
      25: Conspicuous Honesty
      24: Perhaps
      23: This speaks for itself
      22: It does not get better than this
      21: Bad Mews
      20: Shazam!
      19: The Project
      18: Thought #1
      17: I'm With Stewpot
      16: Speculation
      15: Tara Goodman's No More Potato Chips Diary
      13: Say Uncle
      12: Hazel Lov!
      11: Gary On
      10: Curing Your Insomnia
      09: Karen Shaw and her Envirobuggy
      08: Brunch was quite good
      07: Odd Couple
      06: Mystery Fate
      05: I would not cry if I had to live here - #3
      04: Claptrap
      03: Steppin' It Up!
      02: L.A.sting Impression
      01: Slice of Life

May 2008 - 31 entries
      31: Non-Sent (circa 2006)
      30: Gnocchi on Heaven's Door
      29: The Flatiron Building
      28: Color Fool
      27: Cook, Line, and Sinker
      26: Behold her
      25: In the hole
      23: My gift to you
      22: A ream, deferred
      21: Cook's Corner!
      20: DavidCookDavidCookDavidCook
      19: Great Scott
      18: You go away, girl
      17: The Real Thing
      16: (B)ad Influence
      15: Shoe Off
      14: The Salt of the Earth
      13: Ugggh
      12: Stop holding your breath
      11: Bridge
      10: Golden Slumbers!
      09: Cuteus Maximus
      08: Headstoners
      08: No Comment
      07: The truth, down below
      06: You can keep it
      05: Almost
      04: I would not cry if I had to live here - #2
      03: Keithin' It Together (1982)
      02: Not so blessed
      01: Like the wind

April 2008 - 30 entries
      30: I would not cry if I had to live here - #1
      29: Bendel of Joy
      28: Quarterback
      27: The Lock Mode
      26: You do the work
      25: Window Distressing
      24: Shut your eggroll
      23: Shoe In
      22: Beyond art-less
      21: Fiction or Non-Fiction?
      20: Bunny Prop
      19: A well-deserved dressing down
      18: Tip for the ladies
      17: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 36 through 41
      16: Die, Spy
      15: Promise? Threat?
      14: And you can quote me.
      13: Shoe Out
      12: Wormplay
      11: My Type
      10: Claim your sushi, damn it!
      09: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 31 through 35
      08: Hollers and Cents
      07: Nice to Xi You
      06: Mother, may I step on your face?
      05: Magnus, Revisited
      04: Not a rhetoric question
      03: And Richard Speck had a filtrum.
      02: Curried Away
      01: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 26 through 30

March 2008 - 31 entries
      31: Dirt Wedding
      30: Rio Bland
      29: Sweethearts
      28: Disturbing
      27: Confession
      26: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 21 through 25
      25: Yes, I LOL at this!
      24: Cup of Cheer
      23: Magnus
      22: Ladies and gentlemen ... Mr. Wallace Shawn
      21: Finger Flyers
      20: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 16 through 20
      19: Sign of the Times
      18: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 11 through 15
      17: Got five minutes to spare?
      16: Blue Ball
      15: Hooray, buffet!
      14: 3.14159
      13: FedEx is dead to me
      12: Amos
      11: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 6 through 10
      10: Two down
      09: The Very Charitable Mrs. Wertheimer - 1 through 5
      08: Soft Shoe
      07: Idol Twaddle
      06: Hot Pink
      05: Bakewalk
      04: Bone Ranger
      03: Hard Mime
      02: Just Desserts
      01: Office Surprise

February 2008 - 33 entries
      29: Bleep Year
      28: Wrap-up
      27: Brother, can you spare the time?
      26: Exclusive! Not available on iTunes!
      25: To tide you over ...
      24: Marching Papers
      23: Cereal Killer
      22: Snow Angel
      21: 360 Degrees of Suppuration
      20: GO OUTSIDE NOW ...
      20: Name My Shame
      19: Guest Blogger - Revisited!
      18: Furry-go-round
      17: Civic Duty
      16: Tickled
      15: Queue Tips
      14: The seat goes on
      13: Lady-like
      12: Fiction or Non-Fiction?
      11: Temp(t)ing
      10: I am, apparently, "it"
      09: Whoa, baby (revealed)
      08: A little-known fact
      07: What a wetdown
      06: Spelling B-
      05: Vote!
      04: Oh, brother (part 2)
      04: Oh, brother
      04: Nothing to see here ...
      04: WTF
      03: Bowl Me Over
      02: From the "OMG I Can't Believe It's Not In New York!" Files
      01: A few words, please

January 2008 - 31 entries
      31: South of Nantucket
      30: Well-bread, read
      29: Out of this world, in this world
      28: Camouflage
      27: Swiss Chide
      26: Whoa, baby
      25: Biley face
      24: Wishing Unwell
      23: De-Liver Us
      22: Wings of Desire
      21: No Sale
      20: Little Boy Blows
      19: Failsafe
      18: Blue confession
      17: Drink tank
      16: Human Shield
      15: (S)tilin'
      14: Calculating
      13: How much?
      12: Face Lift
      11: Dollar Story #17: No Accounting for Taste
      10: Self-imposed meme
      09: How Lawful!
      08: Heir Style
      07: Also the return of ...
      06: The return of ...
      05: Help me, perhaps?
      04: Bus Boy
      03: Corpseco!
      02: Wanton for nothing
      01: Tea Time

December 2007 - 8 entries
      31: The countdown begins!
      21: Worm eye?
      18: Weekend Warriors
      13: (Sc)olding!
      12: Jodiversary
      10: Palate Cleanser
      05: Doggone
      04: Touch of Class

November 2007 - 3 entries
      28: Trash Day
      15: Sticky
      09: Three l'il things

October 2007 - 6 entries
      30: De-serving Suggestion
      26: Happy Mathday!
      24: Way to faux!
      17: Re: bus
      11: Elsewhere ...
      09: Out of Line

September 2007 - 2 entries
      12: Temperware
      10: At Brit's End

August 2007 - 5 entries
      30: Minicure
      23: Kitchen Bitch
      17: Misfortune Cookie
      10: We've Got Magic To Do
      01: Lies My Products Told Me - Part 3

July 2007 - 4 entries
      24: Run for your life, fucker.
      16: Jodikea
      10: Let this be a warning to mew
      02: Shame

June 2007 - 3 entries
      28: Guest Blogger!
      18: Pushing It
      11: Do not worry

May 2007 - 5 entries
      23: Diversion
      19: Whoops!
      11: Wordsworthless
      09: Keeping TaBs
      02: Fuck unicycle

April 2007 - 5 entries
      26: Come Fly With Me
      12: God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut
      10: Wherein I Turn Into Erma Bombeck
      05: Snow foolin'!
      03: Evil, Revealed

March 2007 - 8 entries
      26: No shanks
      21: Satan for Sale
      14: Domestiphilosophy
      13: Reggie Watts
      12: A song for you
      08: Hello from Jodi, Grade 7
      07: Papshot
      02: Feed us

February 2007 - 6 entries
      26: In Security
      21: Brooklyn has food
      20: Wherein I end your worrying
      11: To tide you over
      08: Outta my mind
      07: Loosends

January 2007 - 15 entries
      31: Permanent Depress
      30: Abracastabmeintheeyes
      27: Living Apart, Together
      25: One lunch menu item I have never found tempting in the least and that would leave me wholly unsatisfied if I ordered it anyway
      24: It
      23: The thrill of it all
      20: iGasm
      19: Re: Litter
      16: Soupçon
      11: The skinny
      08: SOS, I'm OOS!
      04: Jod Valjod?
      03: A Cry for 'elp
      02: Age Forecast
      01: You love word problems, don't you?

December 2006 - 12 entries
      31: A Message from Me, Circa 1971
      29: Baby's Back!
      23: Arkansas! Who Goes There?
      21: Silent No More
      19: Sartorial Distress
      15: My Gift to You
      13: Desserted
      12: Five
      11: Update
      08: Status Report
      07: Hello, Pretty!
      04: Monday is, yeah, Funday

November 2006 - 2 entries
      16: Muffin Man-ia
      14: Bagging It

October 2006 - 6 entries
      26: That time of year
      20: Mommy Traitor
      18: Well-bread
      17: Bottom Sheeter
      12: Walken the Line
      11: I am OK!

September 2006 - 6 entries
      29: Sneaker Wimp
      16: Scheme
      11: Seims of the Times
      09: Max Babka!
      04: Beaten Track
      02: I am not in charge of your binky!

August 2006 - 3 entries
      20: Crocs, A Hit
      09: Ad Nauseam
      01: Dog Daze

July 2006 - 3 entries
      25: Case Study
      12: A Shoe-In
      11: Weighty Issue

June 2006 - 5 entries
      30: Manic Cure
      27: Surprise!
      11: I WANT A BABY!!!
      07: Lawful
      04: S.O.S.

May 2006 - 6 entries
      30: Pulling the wool over my eyes!
      27: Awwwww-some!
      23: Faith and Mope
      16: Word to the Unwise
      09: Temptation
      02: Hello!

April 2006 - 3 entries
      18: Outta Site!
      10: Soon
      05: Because I Say Snow

March 2006 - 9 entries
      30: Checking Out
      23: I need you!
      18: Gmail, you are not cute
      15: Tiny Dancer
      13: Microbehavior
      08: Cause for Alarm
      06: Academy A-Boreds
      05: Counter Culture
      03: Zippy

February 2006 - 21 entries
      28: Flash
      27: Awwwww-inspiring
      26: Céline Solution
      24: Milestone
      23: American Cheese
      21: Homebody
      20: Lisa's Mouth
      19: Dental Doubt
      18: At a standstill
      16: Coffree!
      16: I mean it this time
      14: Blognanza!
      14: Travelling Solo
      13: What It Is!
      12: Snow What
      12: White Now
      10: Ignorance is Bris (Part 1)
      08: Three unrelated things
      06: Cowpoke
      04: What Is It?
      01: Stop rockin' the vote!

January 2006 - 18 entries
      31: Out of Line
      27: Kyria's Kooky for Koffee
      25: Sonshine
      23: Lunch, for a song
      23: Whole Duds
      17: Ladies Who Lunch
      16: Oh, for the love of Chris!
      13: Lucky day, today is my
      11: Drug of Choice
      08: ... (sad ending)
      08: Gee, Elaine!
      07: Nature ...
      06: Book at me!
      04: Sing 'n' Sign
      03: Aqua Dessa, oh yessa
      03: Commenterrory
      02: The party's over
      01: Resolve Dissolve?

December 2005 - 19 entries
      31: NYE A.M. in NYC
      27: You just can't
      25: Stop pouting
      24: Christmas Sieve
      23: Wash Up With That?
      20: Stricken!
      19: Dopey? Yo!
      18: Mimes Square
      16: The Small Stuff
      14: Year in Review
      13: Glory Poll
      12: Four Years
      11: This is not the tundra
      09: High Spirits!
      06: Peter, Panned
      04: Cornered
      02: The second bravest man in the world
      01: Hagging Thought
      01: Whose soiree now?

November 2005 - 11 entries
      29: A Leg Up
      28: Ho ho ho job!
      23: A Slice of Knife
      18: Moon Boot Boon
      16: The eat is on!
      15: My number's up
      13: Dollar Story #16: Blind Eye
      07: High-Bred
      06: Tripup
      03: Bulletin Board
      02: Off-Track Sweating

October 2005 - 9 entries
      29: Stupormarket
      25: Guess what!
      23: Hi!
      14: The Poll Truth
      12: Containing Myself
      07: Oh, how ... sweet
      05: Too Much To Bare
      03: Mystery Monday*
      01: Sara

September 2005 - 14 entries
      29: Goin' for Hoboken
      19: Mystery Monday
      18: Shaft
      16: Simply the best*
      12: That's about the size of it
      11: Windfall
      11: Search Me
      09: Pop Goes the Geezer
      08: Say Somethin'
      07: Sign of the Times
      06: Jazzy Jackson
      05: Little happinesseseseses
      03: Mystery! (solved)
      01: Mystery!

August 2005 - 14 entries
      31: Why Meme? (again)
      29: Insta-Grin
      29: Fade to White
      26: Movie Scar
      25: The Big Picture
      23: "X" Marks the Shot
      16: Canoodling
      14: Worth the Drip
      12: For you, a diversion: The answer
      09: That Guy
      08: For you, a diversion
      04: Give a dog a clone!
      03: Out of Control
      01: Serious Question Del Dia

July 2005 - 10 entries
      30: These Boots Were Made for Hatin'
      29: Exercising a Little Common Scents
      27: Tara Goodman's Chocolate Chip Cookie Book
      25: Best of the Bunch
      23: Whoops
      15: I'll Never Tell
      14: West Side Scary
      09: Yes, I am alive ...
      04: Fourth What It's Worth (or, in the alternative, For What It's Fourth)
      02: Separation Anxiety, Part 2

June 2005 - 5 entries
      27: Separation Anxiety
      20: Mercy! Bo Coup!
      09: Happy Lunch!
      07: Heart? Beat!
      02: Dollface

May 2005 - 13 entries
      31: Paultry Poultry Error
      29: KoFoo(d)
      23: Dork It Over
      21: The Pitcher of Propriety
      20: Lights Out
      16: Dogged
      15: M&M is for Murder
      13: You say ...
      10: Pray for MY Soul, OK?
      10: Why Meme?
      09: For Pete's Sake
      04: Constantinued ...
      02: Constantine Craving

April 2005 - 14 entries
      26: Of Matzo and Mitzvahs, Part 2
      20: Of Matzo and Mitzvahs
      18: Eight I Ate (Vol. 2)
      16: Pants-Free Wednesday
      12: Street Sweets!
      10: Punchin' Jodi
      07: B(u)y Gum!
      06: Take A Number
      05: Wolf in Cheap Clothing
      04: iSad
      03: Nanu, Nanu!*
      02: Pssst! re: DST
      01: Horrific & Monstrous
      01: Test

March 2005 - 13 entries
      31: Puparazzi
      31: Fun for You!
      28: Mock Me
      25: (M)eww
      23: Party Pooper
      22: Do you hate me ...
      21: Trial Scene
      18: Dance With Me
      14: Hearty Meal
      13: Pubic Transportation
      09: Blood Bath
      05: Key Point
      01: Back to the Drawing Bored

February 2005 - 10 entries
      22: Anger Management
      20: You've Got the Cutest Little Baby Deface!
      16: Kelleclipse
      15: Interro-Gate
      14: And I Quote
      12: Blown Away
      11: Fatwalk
      08: Little Red Writing Good
      05: Saucy
      02: C-ing is Believing

January 2005 - 10 entries
      31: Chickening Out
      26: Bulletin Board
      21: What the ... ?
      21: Feeding Frenzy
      17: A Stitch in Time
      14: Double Bubble
      12: Lunchin' Jodi
      11: Shoes Getting the Boot
      05: You do the bath
      01: High '05

December 2004 - 11 entries
      31: Dropping the Ball
      30: Hoopla
      29: She Gangs
      28: Under Pressure
      27: Lost in Train-Station
      26: Mewacle on 23rd Street
      20: Inde-Scent Exposure
      16: Laundry Groom
      12: Getting a Move On!
      02: Discovery
      01: Wrong

November 2004 - 12 entries
      29: Thanks, given
      24: Early Thanks
      23: Mind, Less
      19: A Little Trip Down Nostalgia Lane
      17: Booby Prize
      12: West Fed
      07: One More Reason Why I Love This City
      05: Snicker
      04: ChooChoo Chewin'
      03: Look! A Book!
      02: My vote goes to ...
      01: Homophonophobia

October 2004 - 15 entries
      27: For Christ's Sake ...
      26: Rhymes with EARTH DAY!!!
      25: Bad Moo'd?
      20: Fluoresenseless
      17: Channeling Erma Bombeck
      15: Frolic!
      12: Four Irritants
      11: Patti Plink (Part 3)
      10: Ouch
      09: Fountain of Couth
      08: I Like To Eat Pancakes!
      07: Pink or Swim
      06: Peeink!
      01: Photohop
      01: Dollar Story (#15): Baby Boutique

September 2004 - 23 entries
      30: Don't Look Now
      28: Tickled Pink!
      27: Search String Cheese (Vol. 2)
      27: Minimum Age
      26: Fly By Night
      24: Toehold
      23: Serving Suggestion
      22: Camel Breaker
      20: Plastered
      18: Carred for Life!
      17: Helpful Household Hint!
      16: 4:58 a.m.
      15: Infanstyle
      14: The Prettiest Girl on the Subway
      13: A Story In So Many Words (#14: 100) - "Poo Gil"
      11: Overjoyed!
      10: Dead Weight
      09: Patti Plink (Part 2)
      08: Because It's Pretty!
      08: Patti Plink (Part 1)
      07: Three Little Words
      03: Lesson Burned
      02: Closet Case

August 2004 - 16 entries
      31: Eaten in the Eighth Month!
      30: Unseasonable
      29: Funk
      25: Tough As Nails
      17: Bringing It Up Again
      16: Cementia
      14: Twister!
      13: Paraskavedekatriaphobia, much?
      12: Anpanman!
      11: Hullaballoon
      10: So Long, Song
      10: Dental Health
      09: Funday
      08: Up to Nose Good
      04: Culture Club
      03: Food for Thought

July 2004 - 19 entries
      31: A Story in So Many Words (#13: 100) - "Band Together"
      30: Choo Love
      27: Test
      26: Crybaby: The Reason
      26: iJod
      22: Crybaby
      22: Shark as Attack
      21: Hump Day: A Date With Jodi!
      19: Suggestion
      18: Behind Closed Doors
      14: Buy the Book
      13: Blinded With Science
      11: Food is Good
      09: Poultrygeist
      09: Tit's All She Wrote
      08: Dream Girls
      07: Comb Sweet Comb
      03: Looking Fourthward
      02: Hi, July!

June 2004 - 21 entries
      30: Stepsitter
      28: Mom's the Word
      25: What I Know
      24: Survivor
      21: Shirt Shrift
      20: Better Off Dad
      18: Chickening Out
      17: Low Bro
      15: More Sucking
      14: Note re: "Rustestines"
      14: A Story In So Many Words (#12: 100) - "Rustestines"
      12: Rama-a-rama
      08: A Living Doll
      06: Enthusiasm, Curbed (Update)
      05: Trauma
      04: Ham-a-rama!
      03: In a word
      02: Sensacional!
      02: Baby's Got Rack!
      02: In-Box
      01: Yumorial Day Weekend

May 2004 - 24 entries
      31: Enthusiasm, Curbed
      30: Barbecutie
      27: Spice of Life
      26: Squares, Dancing
      25: What Shoe Talkin' About!?
      24: Double Entrée
      20: Saving Face!
      19: Double Dose
      19: Tic Tac Schmoe
      16: Déjà Ju
      15: Suck
      14: Cut It Out
      13: Stamp of Approval
      12: Disappearing Act
      09: Mother's Day
      08: The Early Bird Gets the Mom
      07: Art Imitates Life
      06: You Gotta Have
      05: Focus Group
      04: RetroHate
      04: Locobotomy
      03: Ashamed
      02: Color Fool - On the Job!
      01: Mayday

April 2004 - 35 entries
      30: Color Fool
      29: Showgirl!
      28: Pocketful of Hate
      27: H2 Whoa!
      26: Helpings
      25: Homonym
      24: Game Time!
      23: SoHo No-Show
      22: Ay Ay Ay, AI!
      21: Jodeats
      20: Umbrella Umbrage
      19: Not So Hot Stuff
      19: Coming Clean
      18: Bet or Not: The Tally
      17: Jodeats (Yet Again)
      16: Tired
      15: Props for My Peeps
      14: Correction!
      13: Rain and ...
      12: Jodeats
      12: More for the Morgue
      11: Search String Cheese (Vol. 1)
      11: Leap of Faith
      10: A Story In So Many Words (#11: 100) - "Perish the Thought"
      09: Upping the Auntie
      09: Bet or Not
      08: Pep in your Zep
      07: My Gain
      06: Pussover
      05: Flour Power
      04: Spring Forward
      03: !!!
      02: Comments Still Open!
      02: Pretty
      01: Fools Rush In

March 2004 - 26 entries
      31: Just Desserts
      31: A Bunch of Crop
      29: Nursery Crimes
      28: Saved!
      28: **
      27: T-hee-Shirt
      26: News, Both Good 'n' Bad
      24: Stepford Life
      24: Tokin'
      22: Fun! Just for You!
      19: Same Ol' Spit
      18: Out of the Picture
      15: Lovely Thoughts
      13: The Color of Lunch
      12: Canon Bawl
      11: Plain and Simple
      10: Lame Tags
      09: A Story In So Many Words (#10: 100) - "The Plunge"
      08: Eliminate the Middleman
      07: Photobia
      05: Blue Man Group
      04: Organ Donor
      03: Me (Ew)
      02: What the Fork?
      01: Walk On By
      01: Oscar Blight, Redux

February 2004 - 29 entries
      29: Leap Day!
      28: Glut of Fun
      27: The Size of It
      27: F(eh)CUK
      27: Yabbadabbadon't
      25: Think Pink!
      24: TV Hide
      23: Workin' Hard, or ... ?
      22: Best Frie(n)ds
      21: Regular Life
      21: So Sweet
      19: Teehee Among the T.P.
      18: Priorities
      17: Ballroom
      16: Baby, you can drive my cat!
      15: A Smidge on Midge
      14:
      14: Broken Heart
      13: 12 ... 14
      11: Queens for a Day
      11: Better Baby
      09: Big Babies
      09: Just(in) Rewards!
      08: Addictive
      06: Alien, Alert
      05: The Buzz
      04: Que Sarah, Sarah
      02: Groundhog Day
      01: Hate

January 2004 - 26 entries
      30: Anti-Anti-Valentine's Day
      28: A Story In So Many Words (#9: 100) - "Knitwit"
      28: Ambitious!
      27: Scent of a Short Woman
      26: Little Gem
      23: Speaking Up
      22: Book Crooks
      21: Saaga
      20: Picky
      19: Season's Seasoning
      18: Cause and Effect
      16: Your Fat is Not Your Fault!
      15: Ache
      15: Snowfall
      14: You Lose
      13: W.C.
      12: T-oreador: An Update
      11: Teddy's Or Not
      09: Does She? (Do I?)
      08: Paradise Found!
      07: Hoopla!
      06: Open and Shut
      05: Cocoa Pup
      04: Bit O' Bile
      02: Six Things That, Because He Broke Her Heart, Andy Ruined for Karen, Even Though She Never Liked Them Anyway
      01: Happy Food Year

December 2003 - 32 entries
      31: The Year in Review
      30: Eve Eve
      29: Two Little Things
      27: Good Clean Fun
      26: Hanukkah has passed over!
      25: Cheers!
      23: De Lights
      23: I've Got a Secret!
      22: Giving Shoes the Boot!
      20: Woof? Welcome!
      19: Lights of My Life
      18: Touchy
      17: Maybe, Baby
      16: Gut Reaction
      15: Oh so sorry
      14: Sans-Pants Claus
      13: Pranzo Perfetto
      12: Two Years
      11: Lucky Dog
      10: Goldipicks
      09: Aramis
      08: What He Knows
      07: Lunchin' Jodi
      06: Demure
      05: Snowman's Land
      05: Shana-nigans
      04: A Story In So Many Words (#8: 100) - "Sour Grapes"
      04: Hats Off!
      03: The Brat in the Hat, Revisited!
      02: Cutoff
      02: Glitch
      01: Pee take your seats!

November 2003 - 31 entries
      29: Miss Chef
      28: I am disappointed!
      28: T-oreader
      26: No, I'm Not:
      24: Taxi Driver
      20: Valued Opinion
      19: Dream Girl
      19: He's gonna live forever?
      18: Kyria and Curry Leaf
      17: Attention-Getter
      16: Real Women
      15: Hire Power
      15: A Tall Order
      15: It's so OLD already
      14: Braving the New World
      14: Feet Fête!
      13: Fowl Language
      13: Two Things Along the Same Line, re: Redundancy
      12: Cover for My Brother
      12: Ill ... and lovin' it!
      11: A Pinch About Lynch
      10: Gravely Ill
      09: Heavenly!
      08: Gearing Up
      07: Just One Thing
      06: A Story In So Many Words (#7: 100) - "Cold Cut Heart"
      04: Exposure
      04: The Thought Counts
      03: Bomb
      03: Trick or Tweet
      01: Hallowe'en: Oh So Sweet

October 2003 - 48 entries
      31: Boo Who?
      31: Scary
      30: Poor Excuse for a Movie
      29: (Not Much of a) Lady in Red
      28: Dreamed
      28: Steamed
      27: Smashing!
      27: Good Taste
      26: Tradition
      24: Countdown
      23: Jodometer!
      22: Fuju-tive!
      21: Three Movies I Loathed That You Probably Loved
      21: Passion!
      21: The Mangoes of Madagascar
      21: Lemon Twist
      20: Double Duty
      19: On My Last Nirvana
      18: The Lady Lunched
      18: Harsh Reality
      17: Fun appétit!
      17: No thank you
      16: You're It!
      15: Talley Ho!
      15: What's Eatin' Ya?
      14: For Grown-Up Dolls!
      14: Glass Destruction, Continued (The End)
      13: Rest in Pieces
      13: Glass Destruction
      12: Life imitates art!
      12: Noto Bene
      11: The Big Time
      11: Love of Lunch
      10: Shirt Off My Back
      09: A Good Sign
      09: City Stomp
      08: Life Extension
      07: Parlop sink?
      07: Belated Atonement
      06: Brownie Points
      06: Oh so symbolic!
      05: Village Mingala
      05: R.E.M. ... So Dreamy
      04: Going Back to Rockville!
      03: Potato A-Gogo!
      03: Spuds 'n' Pups
      02: "Hungry Jew" Makes a Statement
      01: October

September 2003 - 33 entries
      30: Eating My Words
      30: Save me a seat!
      29: The Usual
      28: A Big Ol' Softie, After All
      28: Egg Me On
      26: 5764
      25: Cheers for Paneer
      24: A Few Words About Reading
      24: Lip Tip
      23: Wardrobe Change
      22: Bejesus!
      21: This too shall glass
      20: On Location
      19: A Smart Girl
      18: Dirty Words
      17: Notice
      16: Pat Frawley Wears Cheap Shoes
      15: Tom Riley
      14: Still Life
      13: Survival Tips for City Slickers: #1 of ???
      12: Eight I Ate
      11: Cat Man Do (continued)
      10: NYContinuum
      09: Cat Man Do
      08: A Story In So Many Words (#6: 100) - "Dental Gross"
      07: Read all about it!
      06: Laughing Matters
      05: Ready to Rumble!
      04: Feline Not Too Groovy
      03: Garden and Eating
      03: Signs of the Times
      02: Labor Days
      01: Déjà Food!

August 2003 - 32 entries
      28: Shop Girl
      28: Jodinner
      27: Very Important
      27: Deliver the Goods
      26: Not Just a Peeping Tom
      26: Stenchouli
      25: Sunday is Funday!
      24: Ear you go!
      23: Causing Quite a Stir!
      22: Spooky!
      21: Window of Opportunity
      20: B-Day
      19: Roof With A View
      18: I'm a Total Knockout!
      17: A Date With Jodi! (continued)
      16: A Date With Jodi!
      15: Stopwatch
      13: Five Things Mrs. Hoffnagle Would Rather You Not Tell Mr. Hoffnagle, Dear (Thank You)
      12: Don't bawl!
      11: Reaching Nirvana
      10: Taps for Gregory Hines
      09: Saturday Evening Post
      08: Aphorism
      07: Fizzle
      06: Badass
      05: Summer Accessories
      04: Kidnapped!
      03: Flower Cheer
      02: Distaste
      01: One Word
      01: Hope for Faith!
      01: Mom Knows Best!

July 2003 - 39 entries
      31: A Story In So Many Words (#5: 100) - "Use Your Noodle"
      30: Not Just Another Day
      30: Distinguished Award
      29: What You Don't Know
      29: No Eye Don't
      28: My Gift to You
      27: (S)Top This!
      26: Street Treat
      25: Vigilante
      23: Meow
      23: Paneer-Sighted
      22: Outpouring
      21: Cutting the Cord
      20: Nessie With Finesse!
      19: On the Edge
      18: Stones for Stepping
      17: West Side Glory
      17: Ahhhhh
      16: Carcass
      15: "R"
      14: My Poo(r) Boots!
      14: Soda, So Sad
      13: Occidental Purist
      13: Hook
      12: Hire Learning
      11: Poor Celine
      10: Mass Instruction
      10: Brush With Death
      09: Drink Tank
      08: Point of No Return
      08: Hughsday
      07: l'Ananas de Jodi
      07: Who's the Bosc?
      06: Confession
      05: Leftovers
      04: Dose of Dosa, and Other Indian Delights
      03: Don't Be A Flaming Idiot
      02: Hairy Krishna
      01: Scandal!

June 2003 - 51 entries
      30: As Good As It Goetz
      30: Kiss Me, Kate
      29: Proud
      28: Taste of Health
      27: Fancy Lady
      26: Mmm, M102!
      26: 4 Horrors and 1 Reward
      25: He's buzzed!
      25: Bile With Style
      24: Illegal Tender
      24: At Home With the Author
      23: Harlem Streetwalker
      23: Simple Request
      22: Chantastic!
      21: "Hungry Jew" Revisited
      21: Jodifreeverse #2
      20: R.I.P. 20 June 2003
      19: Animal Husbandry
      19: Intolerant
      18: Tooth Talk
      18: Tell the Tooth
      18: 23rd Street Wilderness
      17: Leave it to me
      17: Where the Boys Are
      16: Hair Care
      15: Dad's Day
      14: The Life
      13: Dog Run
      12: Gregory Peck
      11: Cut the Shit
      10: Trading Places
      09: Me Hatee
      09: Perfect Match
      08: Face Off: The Results
      07: Bearing Your Feet
      07: 12 Steps
      07: 3.1415926
      06: Elsewhere
      05: Xylobone
      05: Raindance
      04: Sugar Baby
      04: One Word, Three Times, About Another
      04: Key
      04: Busted!
      03: Believe It Or Not!
      03: Jofu!
      02: Feather Weather
      02: Spotlight!
      02: Not so amusing after all
      01: Give A Dog A Clone
      01: Test of Endora-nce

May 2003 - 58 entries
      31: It's the Law!
      30: Two Bits
      30: Face Off
      30: Not even semi-precious
      29: Humble Bee
      28: Barney's New York
      27: That's Alda Is - Reprise
      27: That's Alda Is
      26: Rainy Day AND a Monday! (AND a Holiday!)
      25: Immovable Type
      24: Saturday Morning Post
      23: Decent Proposal
      23: Taxi Learns on the Job
      22: The Brood of Life
      22: Bliss Stirs
      21: Beefy Trees
      21: Musical Note
      21: IMDB
      20: Good Afternoon!
      20: Why I Fucking Hate People
      20: Ah-Oy!
      19: Solid Workout
      18: Spider-Man, Part 2
      17: Who Emmy Anyway?
      16: Me First!
      15: (...)
      14: A Fare Decision
      14: Georgia On My Mind
      13: Victoria's Principles
      12: A Story In So Many Words (#4: 102) - "Meet Me"
      12: Hole-istic
      12: Play Ball!
      12: Jack Quixiz!
      11: Mother's Day
      11: Huh? What?
      10: "Main Squeeze"
      10: Bubbly
      09: Pup, the Magic Wagon
      09: Spider-Man
      08: I'm not that kind of girl
      08: Show, Don't Tell
      08: Pho-Toes
      08: Let It Be*
      07: Oh, Nancy Sinatra play me
      06: The Price Is Right
      06: She's come undone
      05: My Fortune
      04: No Maury
      04: Permission
      03: The only way I will be happy in the morning ...
      03: Water Tower
      03: Jodicycle
      02: Teehee!
      02: Joe-diferous
      01: AH
      01: Jodifreeverse
      01: Organ Muse (Ick)
      01: Appetite Suppressants

April 2003 - 58 entries
      30: Ding Dong
      30: Take time to ...
      30: Remedial Regis
      30: Off on the right foot!
      29: Star Struck
      28: Aveda? Avoida.
      28: Baby Dip
      27: Escape from New York
      26: Secretion: A Love Story
      25: A Story In So Many Words (#3: 100) - "In A Pickle"
      24: The Writing Room
      24: Formal Function
      23: Insta-Hate
      22: Out of Arm's Way
      21: Prepositions
      20: A valuable personal note from Jodi
      20: Simple Solution
      20: Taxeaster
      19: Easter Candy
      18: Sassy! Saucy!
      18: A Real Hoot
      17: Dog Scoop
      17: A Dog's Life
      16: Hot Dogs
      16: Penalized
      15: Wash Out
      15: Weight To Go
      14: Sorry, Buddy
      14: Oh, You!
      14: Shirt Shorts
      13: Making headway
      13: Sunday Non-Sermon
      12: My Alibi
      12: I see in a tree ...
      12: Check it Out
      11: A Story In So Many Words (#2: 100) - "Mammu"
      10: Forgive? Forget It.
      10: Heart Monitor
      10: Work It
      10: Site Note
      09: Self Help
      09: Photo Nonos
      08: Fucked-Update
      08: %*(#$!!!
      07: Pillow Talk
      07: Crowe and Tell
      07: Inside Out
      06: Looking for ...
      05: I am worried
      05: Primary Colors
      04: Late Lunch
      04: Note Note
      03: Tower Power
      03: Chai* Time
      03: Finders
      02: Flip Flop Flap*
      02: Colin Power
      01: No Fooling

March 2003 - 62 entries
      31: The (W)hole Tooth
      31: Getting My Phil
      30: Setting the Standard
      30: What's It All About, Jodie?
      30: Parade, Anyone?
      29: Cut It Out
      28: Kitchen Kovet
      27: Pick-Up Schtick
      26: Looking Up
      25: For Your Protection
      25: Feed My Lips
      25: A Story in So Many Words (#1: 100) - "Food For Thought"
      24: Room With A View
      24: Oscar Blight
      23: Sentiment Sediment
      23: Pretty in Pink
      23: Hip Stir
      22: Fieldwork
      21: The Degradingest Show on Earth
      21: The Tree's Knees
      20: He Ain't Heavy
      19: Man on the M7
      19: Votive Sense
      19: Freedom's Just Another Word
      18: Jackass Sighting #1862
      18: Ay ay ay, A.I.
      17: Pupcorn
      17: Oy, to the goynth power!
      17: Top o' the ...
      17: Fish Strife
      16: "It" Girls
      16: Timesavers - Tip #2
      16: Green for a Day
      15: Insect Inside
      15: Dinner Ide(a)s
      14: Not Me
      14: Three Little Words
      14: Timesavers - Tip #1
      14: Call It Sleep
      13: Automat: A Few More Sips
      12: Automat
      12: Simple Request
      11: Street Eat
      11: S.O.Z.!
      10: Out with the old ...
      09: TLC
      09: Grape Expectations
      09: *
      08: Boor Game
      08: Hear This
      07: Token Token
      06: Hell and Heaven on Earth
      05: Lemon-Aid
      04: A Classic
      04: Lies My Products Told Me - Part 2
      03: Green-Eyed Lady
      03: Gato
      02: A Dog's Strife
      02: Cringeworthy (#172 in a series)
      01: Tastee Good Time
      01: Candy Man
      01: Yay!

February 2003 - 53 entries
      28: Big Babies
      28: Nothing Ever Happens On My Block
      27: Unfair
      27: Nay, A Bore
      26: Geek Philosopher
      26: Editor's Note
      26: Watch It
      25: Esto me jode
      25: Hmmm
      25: Moved!
      24: Busted!
      24: At the End of His Rope
      23: Sourballs
      22: Halo
      21: Inappropriate Simile
      20: Bowled Over!
      20: True Confessions
      19: The Forbidden Forty-Eight
      19: Pineapple Chunk
      19: Cold-Hearted
      19: Snowink
      18: I almost forgot
      18: Yum 'n' Dumb
      18: Hats Off
      17: Snow Escape
      17: Happy P-Day
      16: Vagination.org
      15: T-Bone
      15: Two Truths
      15: Dress Code
      14: Rhymes with "Lover"!!!
      14: Circle Jerks
      13: Across the Universe play me
      13: Easy Money
      12: Lies My Products Told Me - Part 1
      11: I Can't Stand It
      11: Pre-VD
      11: Night Trash
      10: Pressing Questions
      09: In a Pickle
      09: M-eww!
      08: Brain Dead
      07: Takin' a Ride
      07: Just in time!
      06: Say No More
      06: Baby Fine
      05: Ball Game
      04: Cocksure
      04: Hole-Hearted
      03: Everything In Its Proper Place
      03: It's a Warp!
      02: Future Shock
      01: Noseworthy

January 2003 - 49 entries
      31: Gym Shoos
      30: Bone Appétit!
      29: Love is ...
      28: Taxing
      27: Three Things In The Past Three Decades That Irrationally Terrified Me And Made Me Think We'd All Soon Be Wearing Tight Silver Jumpsuits, Riding Monorails, And Eating Soylent Green
      27: Just so you know ...
      26: MystiKids
      25: Glassholes
      24: In a Nut's Hell (Part Two)
      23: What's in Store
      23: In a Nut's Hell (Part One)
      22: Chilly Dogs
      21: Blizgkrieg
      21: Delicacy
      20: Yoga Pose
      19: Golden Globes: A Few Words
      19: Pssst!
      18: It's About Crime!
      17: My Gaia
      17: "Look At Me Now!"
      16: Worth Every Buck(et)!
      16: Let It Be(d)
      15: Lost and Found
      15: Unfit
      14: Public Service Announcement
      14: Rothing at the Mouth
      13: Stand Still
      13: Baby Fresh!
      12: Cold, isn't it?
      11: Hot Dog!
      10: Found Money
      10: Manlycures
      09: Straightshooter
      09: Chances are ...
      08: Correction!
      08: After the Tact
      07: Irony ... Bored
      07: Tofuming
      07: W.B. Mason: An Update
      07: Slacking Off
      06: Since When?
      06: Back ... and better'n ever!
      05: Ms. Spelling, Part Two
      05: Ms. Robinsonberg
      04: Almost Back!
      03: Still Ill ... and lovin' it!
      02: NyQuil in NY
      02: Sick, Oh!
      01: HNY

December 2002 - 53 entries
      31: Resolve
      31: Listen up ...
      31: Hottt Stuff
      30: Liner Notes
      30: WanderMust
      29: Short Story
      28: I Object!
      27: Saint, Elsewhere
      26:
      26: A Christmas Story
      25: Jodisheveled
      25: Let the spirit move you
      25: Winter Wonderland
      25: Lindt Condition
      25:
      24: Concerted Effort
      24: Christmas Heave
      23: Kids "R" ...
      23: Liquid Lunch
      22: Fame and ...
      21: Ice of Life
      20: Clink!
      20: You Don't Say!
      19: NYE in NYC
      18: What's in Store
      17: Unusual Suspect
      16: Sound Barrier
      15: For My Bubby
      14: Chococat Cap
      13: Anger Management
      12: Woof Me Down!
      12: A Very Special Episode
      11: Bounty Hunter
      11: Don't Worry, Be Happy? Please.
      10: It's All About Me
      10: Inside Scoop
      09: Train Wreck
      08: Putting My Best Foot Forward
      07: Taxi Learns About the Birds
      07: Tourist Snap
      06: Haccent
      05: Skin and Bare It
      05: Snow Day
      04: Less Than Zero
      04: The Brat in the Hat
      03: Baby Talk
      03: Island Life
      03: Happy Birthday, Tess!
      02: Dog Daze
      01: No Comment
      01: Open Mic
      01: No No No!
      01: Hot Stuff

November 2002 - 56 entries
      30: Blonde-Sided
      30: Oh Bitch. You Worry?
      29: Where Were Jew?
      28: For My Refrigerator
      28: Wanksgiving Statistics
      28: Fowl Play
      27: Tx
      27: Quick Question
      26: Voila! Viola!
      26: Snow Way
      26: Bears Repeating
      25:
      25: Ring My Bell
      25: Sin is In!
      24: Two Words
      24: Pavementality
      23: Backward Progression
      22: Lights Out
      21: Type O!
      21: The Last Laugh
      20: Anticipation
      19: Cursed Cursors
      19: Romper Room
      18: Awww-ful
      18: Me, Myself, Why?
      17: Feh
      17: Slice of Life
      17: Let's talk about sets
      17: The good ol' daze
      16: Anthropomorphism in Action
      15: Drop the Baby
      15: Drop the Baby
      15: Comic Relief
      15: Comic Relief
      14: Facial Profiling
      13: Kook's Korner
      13: Choc Full o' Fun
      12: Domestic Goddesslessness
      12: Rebel Y'all
      11: Menuflection
      11: Cornhead
      10: Confidential
      10: Deli-Cut Flowers
      09: It's Lo-fficial!
      08: FryDay
      08: No-Skill Shelter
      07: Death, Part 2
      06: Death Becomes Me
      05: State of the Tart, Part B
      05: Reminder
      05: Office Space
      04: On a Roll
      03: Site Note
      03: Bedtime Snory
      02: Bag Lady
      01: State of the Tart

October 2002 - 60 entries
      31: BooHoo!
      30: Mischief Night
      30: In Celebration of "Hump Day"
      29: Linky-Dinky Writer
      29: Book Schnook
      29: Method Actor
      28: "Hungry Jew"
      28: Playing Catch-Up
      27: Cold Hard Truth
      27: Cold Shower
      26: A Golden Oldie
      26: A Golden Oldie
      25: Chat's Where It's At!
      25: Chat's Where It's At!
      25: It's what's inside that counts!
      25: The only thing missing is ...
      25: Hanging Around
      24: Pre-Party Nervous Breakdown
      23: Wim-sical
      22: My Gift to You
      22: Committed: Update, Part Two
      22: Potluck Blog Party!
      21: Site Note
      21: You do the wrath
      20: Mama Mia!
      20: Save a Life!
      19: Committed: Update
      19: Committed
      18: Ensemble Piece
      18: Who's the Crumb???
      17: Pssssst!
      17: SissyFuss
      16: Draft
      16: Tragic Carpet, Part 2
      16: Nor'easter
      15: Never Say Never
      15: Be-Itching Hour!
      14: Outta site
      13: Look, Schnook
      12: Sweet Nostalgia
      12: Etiquette
      11: Back in the Black
      11: Pro Schmoe
      11: The Hostess with the Toastest
      10: Epiphany
      09: My Heroes!
      08: Ransom Note
      07: A trying XP-erience
      06: Stiff Upper Lip
      05: Here and There
      04: Shut Up!
      04: Take a Break
      04: EMERGENCY!
      04: Buon Giorno!
      03: Wedding Hells
      03: My own comment
      02: I think I love you ...
      02: Young killing Young
      01: Early Bird
      01: I hear ya, Shakira

September 2002 - 68 entries
      30: Presto Homo!
      29: Pain Reaction
      28: Dig It!
      27: Lip Service
      26: Paran-oy-a
      25: Do It Yourself
      25: Hitting the Fan
      24: "The Great Equalizer"
      23: Caffiend
      23: Back to Basics
      22: Yay!
      21: Tragic Carpet
      20: For the Ladies Only
      20: Thief!
      19: What's for Breakfast?
      19: Update: Art Imitates Death
      18: Art Imitates Death
      18: Schlock Market
      18: No Doubting Thomas
      17: Movie Pass
      17: A site for sore eyes!
      16: PUNISHED!
      15: Check, please
      14: A Note from Your Hostess
      14: Whoa!
      13: Movie Time!
      13: Date Fate
      13: I need your help!
      13: Phriday Phun
      12: Shocking!
      12: "Gym Dandy": The Matinee
      12: Maybe I was wr-rrr-rrr ...
      12: The Day After
      11: Reason #91102 ...
      11: Don't fret, pets!
      10: Naked Truth
      09: All right, so I lied!
      09: My Friend Irma
      09: I Toast You All!
      08: Dollar Thrill play me
      08: *snap snap* (haiku, ya dig?)
      08: Every Blog Has Its Day
      08: Just a few words
      07: How to Put Me to Sleep
      07: Heart of Glass play me
      06: September, Forever
      06: In Real Life
      06: Vanished!
      06: Happy Jew Year
      06: Damsel in Distress
      05: Jodictionary
      05: Beggar
      05: Cyber-Beggars, Part 186
      04: Hate it
      04: Broad Search
      04: V(om)itamins
      04: Just because it's Wednesday ...
      04: Bzzzzz
      04: Stamp It Out
      03: Star Search
      03: "Two for Tuesday"
      03: I'm a Girlwatcher
      02: White Out
      02: Bliss play me
      01: Sunday Song
      01: I Remember September
      01: Solidarity
      01: Quick Question

August 2002 - 89 entries
      31: Bona Fide Sicko?
      31: No mo' Jo
      30: Claret-fication (Editor's Note)
      30: Holiday Schmoliday
      30: Friday Funfest
      30: Special Effects!
      29: Note to the cat
      29: Good (?) Morning play me
      28: Dog Day Afternoon
      28: So much to say ...
      27: Public Note to a Private Douchebag
      27: Let You Entertain Me
      26: Humor Me
      26: Bittersweet
      26: Pop to It
      26: Pop to It
      26: Pop to It
      25: Rampant Random Fame
      25: Listen to Me! play me
      25: Reason #821 ...
      24: Meat your maker
      24: Adam's Rib
      24: Accept No Substitutions
      23: Deal-Breakers, Part Deux
      23: This Just In
      23: Be My Guest
      23: Deal-Breakers
      22: "Need"
      22: Jack Daddy
      22: Irizarry doctor in the house?
      21: I told you so!
      21: I told you so!
      21: I told you so!
      21: Note to Archive Divers
      21: Save Karyn?
      21: Feelin' Groovy
      20: Karyn's Kyn?
      20: Shop Girl
      20: Shear Genius
      20: A Case for Shearlock Combs
      19: It's Bananas!
      19: Water Cooler
      18: Sweet Dreams
      18: Three Lifetimes
      17: Double Duty
      17: EMERGENCY
      17: The word on the street
      16: A True Show of Strength
      16: Lip-Smackin' GOOD!
      15: How may I help you?
      15: Unicorns and Rainbows!
      14: Crappy Birthday To You
      13: American Idol
      13: What a bunch of shirt
      12: Pass the spatula, please!
      12: Bulletin Board
      11: Tell me play me
      11: Be careful what you wish for
      11: House of Worship
      10: Irregular Inanity (Second Edition)
      09: Cliché - Debunked!
      09: Simple Request
      09: I leave you kidz alone all afternoon ...
      09: Exercise Control
      09: Phriday Phruit
      08: Three Strikes and You're Out
      08: You want it ...
      07: Water water everywhere
      07: You gotta have friends
      07: Time management skills
      07: Dia bom, Brasil!
      06: Kitchen Glitch
      06: Hoover? Damn!
      06: Out of Context
      06: No resent-mint
      05: H2Oh!
      05: Chill Out
      05: Play with yourself
      04: Pffft!
      04: Cakewalk
      03: Flicks 'n' Chicks (and a li'l' dick)
      03: Dress Code + 1
      02: Going? Just go!
      02: Ear-ringing
      02: How to Piss Me Off
      01: The third time ...
      01: Reward System
      01: Purpose, defeated
      01: Rx

July 2002 - 89 entries
      31: My Dog
      31: ... Different Day
      31: Director's Note - An Introduction
      30: Just say it
      30: Lunch
      29: There's no place like home
      29: Just Another Day
      29: Four-Letter Word
      28: Enough
      28: Fired!
      28: Would someone please tell me ...
      28: Bagels
      27: Sux in the City
      27: Dogs Dig It
      26: Her Alibi
      26: Friday Funfest
      26: Fat Chance
      25: On Broadway, Director's Notes (Part 1) play me
      25: Good Grief
      24: M & M
      24: Evil
      23: No No No No
      23: The Walls Have Ears
      23: Two for Tuesday
      23: Just Between Friends
      22: Stop stalling!
      22: Give the People What They Want
      21: Daily Misanthropy
      21: St. Fu
      21: Past Lives
      20: Spam, Ma'am?
      20: Post-Its
      19: Twin Piers
      19: Bitter Litter
      19: Finally!
      19: Dancin' Queen
      19: Cheesy Doodle
      19: Enjoy, but donut be a pig
      18: Costume change
      18: You don't say!
      18: It's what's inside that counts
      18: Enough already
      17: Leave compliments
      17: Will you still love me tomorrow?
      16: A Really Good Cause
      16: Common Criminal
      16: Depressign
      15: Dirty Laundry
      15: CommonPlace
      14: Ladies' Choice (Exhibit "E")
      14: Ladies' Choice
      14: Funday
      13: He who laughs last ...
      12: Poppop Pops Up
      12: Coffee Break
      12: Send in the Clouds play me
      12: Smalltown Manhattan, U.S.A.
      11: Great Idea
      11: More Hometown Tourism
      11: What Kind of Man Are You?
      10: Tourist in My Own Town
      10: "I forgot"
      10: No Contest
      10: The DOG speaks!
      10: Diversion
      10: Diversion
      09: Just a little Q&A
      09: Happiness is ...
      08: Mini-Cringe
      08: Congratulations!
      08: Hell hath no fury ...
      07: The best things in life are free (I guess)
      07: More Gym Dandy
      06: Just don't do it
      06: Mirror, Mirror
      06: Out of the Loop
      06: Afternoon Delight
      05: Perpendicular Jodiverse
      05: Picture This
      05: Reminder
      04: (In)Tense
      03: Nice Girl
      03: Don't Be A Statistic
      03: Looking Out for Number One
      03: Over the Hiltons
      02: What I Found
      02: It's your loss, really
      01: Celebrity Schnookalikes
      01: Site Unseen

June 2002 - 106 entries
      30: Fabulous Find
      30: Brady Bonanza! play me
      30: Irregular Inanity
      30: Justifiable Schadenfreude
      30: Sunday Sermon play me
      30: Sunday Sermon
      29: TGIF, Part 1.25
      29: Crass Act
      28: TGI ...
      27: Scooby Don't
      27: Peeventh
      26: Um ...
      26: A Show of Support
      26: Audience Participation
      25: When you dream, dream big
      25: Miss Lawrence Lays Down the Law
      24: DQM - A Sweet 16
      24: I am not a call girl
      24: Ewww ewww ewww, baby baby
      23: Train Wreck
      22: Chasing a Dream
      21: Catastrophe
      21: Plans? Who's got plans?
      20: Consumer Concern
      20: Take a Haiku
      20: Sigh
      20: The Hole Truth
      20: Pregunta Del Dia
      20: Twin Set, Chapter 1.5
      20: Twin Set, Chapter 1.5
      20: Twin Set, Chapter 1.5
      19: Award
      19: Twin Set
      19: Your generosity is appreciated
      18: You are getting sleeeeepy ...
      18: Smokin' Token
      18: Content Management
      18: ... for a bruisin'
      17: A Thor Spot
      17: Yeah, but can it type?
      17: Blue Monday play me
      16: Conflicts of Interests
      16: Happy Birthday
      16: Picture Imperfect
      15: Silence!
      15: Site Cemetery
      15: Come out, come out ...
      15: May I help you?
      15: Hats Off
      14: Color Bind
      14: Lion Sack
      14: Found!
      14: Virus Alert (yes, I'm serious)
      13: Gym Dandy
      13: I don't want to talk about it. Period.
      13: I don't want to talk about it. Period.
      13: I don't want to talk about it. Period.
      13: The Direct Approach
      12: Miss Linksalot
      12: Gallery Gal
      12: Deadline Diversion
      12: Yet Another Sally Field Moment
      11: From the R&D Department
      11: Star Billing
      11: For your "To Do" list
      11: It's a boy!
      11: Ms. Spelling
      11: What's going on here?!
      10: Fun Feature
      10: More thanks
      10: I cannot tell a die
      10: You never know unless you fry
      09: Touch this
      09: Private Display of Affection
      09: A Long Time Coming
      08: Linkin' Log
      08: I'm a Loser
      08: No Excuses
      07: OyToy
      07: Three Thimble Thoughts
      07: Model Behavior - Fix
      07: Model Behavior - Fix
      07: Model Behavior - Fix
      06: Hey+you
      06: **
      06: Fair Weather Friend
      06: Pain in the Ash
      06: Model Behavior
      06: Model Behavior
      05: 126 Pieces of Gold!
      05: One of these things doesn't belong here ...
      04: Fame on Both Sides of the Atlantic
      04: If you need me ...
      04: About A Girl
      03: Who the fuck ...
      03: Who the fuck ...
      03: More Fame
      03: L if I know
      03: L if I know
      03: L if I know
      02: Expansion
      02: Nah Nah
      02: Expansion
      02: Nah Nah
      02: In the Field
      01: "Life and Limb": An Exchange Policy

May 2002 - 39 entries
      31: Change is Good?
      31: The Greatest Show On Earth
      30: The Girl Who Hates Things
      30: Please pass the salt
      29: Red Alert
      29: Sally Field Moment
      29: Jammin' Toast!
      28: Artless
      28: Cents-less
      28: True Confession
      27: Thanksgiving
      27: Happy Memorial Day
      26: Scene from Above
      26: Fame
      26: Coffee Clash
      25: This must be the place ...
      25: Gracias, Part 2
      25: BISS girl needs to grow up
      25: More gracias
      21: Apologies, apologies
      20: Stick it to me, baby!
      19: Whoa, girl
      19: Gracias, chicas!
      19: Trashcan't
      17: Attention, Red-Handed Pepper Pilferer
      16: Broad Spectrum
      14: I Think Icon!
      14: The Wrong and Winding Load
      14: Heaven Scent
      08: Now museum, now you don't
      06: Correction
      06: Go pluck yourself, Oprah
      06: Go pluck yourself, Oprah
      06: Go pluck yourself, Oprah
      03: Om no
      03: Shower Girl
      01: Legway
      01: Duck off
      01: Don't toe the line

April 2002 - 18 entries
      29: Pretzel Logic
      27: Val, yum?
      26: Luddite Lite
      26: Take me back
      25: Cost in Space
      22: In My Room
      18: You can't fool me, babe
      17: It's not you, it's me
      15: What's That Girl?
      12: Bit of Advice
      11: Clothes Call
      10: Relief
      09: CatLog
      08: Cliche, I say
      08: Noise Will Be Noise
      04: Ingrate
      04: I'd also rather not say (44 more)
      01: Role Reversal

March 2002 - 23 entries
      28: I shudder to think
      28: Craft Shaft
      27: Uptown Whirl
      26: I never said I was exciting
      25: Be My Bride
      25: Two tiny bits, post-Oscars
      23: *
      19: Kids, don't try this at home (or anywhere else)!
      19: I'd rather not say
      18: Doggone
      16: I Do? Hugh Do!
      15: Emotional Blackmeow?
      14: The Neck-ed Truth
      14: The small stuff
      13: Rain Dance
      13: Shao off!
      11: Six Months After
      10: Sick Daze
      08: Unbearable Yogis
      05: What's in a name?
      05: A Dog's Life
      04: Bleeder of the Hand
      01: Expo-a-gogo

February 2002 - 15 entries
      26: Jack, of all traits ...
      22: Still Life
      20: Able was I ere I saw ...
      20: Meow
      18: Fire Thrill
      14: No No, Netscape
      14: The F Word
      13: STAY TUNED
      11: Raise your hand
      10: The Charmer and Her Dell
      07: Oh, and P.S. ...
      07: Don't you forget about me
      07: Oooooh, I feel a tirade coming on!
      05: The thrills are alive!
      03: Variations on a Dream

January 2002 - 33 entries
      31: One man's trash is ... well, you know
      29: Public Appearance
      27: I squander where my time has gone
      27: General Note
      26: The State I'm In
      24: Hit me!
      23: It's All Relative
      21: Bargain Beatings!
      20: Dream On
      18: DeNiro Dilemma
      17: Me and Mr. Jones
      17: Moccoli
      16: Oh, You Deli-Cut Flower!
      15: Equinox Bulletin Board
      15: The deep end
      14: "Fuckin' Jewboy"
      13: Just a little snack of a thought
      13: I'm out of control!
      11: A three-hour snore
      10: Reading Is Fundamental
      10: Note
      09: Program Notes
      09: Will history repeat itself?
      07: Say "cheese"!
      06: You don't know squat!
      06: Missed opportunity!
      06: I'm In With the In Crowd
      05: At long last!
      05: A Wilde Time
      04: DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. I WILL POST TODAY.
      02: Inexpensive > > > Cheap
      02: Memo
      02: Ringing endorsement!

December 2001 - 14 entries
      30: Every day is like Sunday
      28: Let's B brief
      27: Sleep Shmleep
      26: WICKED!
      26: Oh no ... not this again
      25: "We speak fluent delicious"
      25: OK, so I was wrong
      24: The excitement is killing me!
      23: It's raining men!
      23: Note to grayish-whitish-haired guy at gym
      22: Byte Me
      13: @#%*#$%*(!!!!
      13: I don't know ... I think Frank Sinatra lied ...
      12: Welcome, Friends