It's been one of those stay-inside Sundays, where I've had sub-zero desire to leave the house, and the only concession I've made to making myself even marginally fit for public consumption is teeth-brushing and hand-washing. I'm in the same delightful duds I wore to sleep last night, and I daresay I'm going to creep back into bed tonight in the same spiffy ensemble. I love days like this.

This morning I spent an inordinate amount of time going through every item on DisturbingAuctions.com. I don't know what's more disturbing, actually ... the items displayed or my proclamation (to myself, silently, thankfully) that "I could do this all day!" Perhaps most disturbing is that I devoted as much time as I did to click-clicking, click-clicking, until the expression on my face bore a frightful resemblance to this one.

I direct your attention to this coveted item (uhhh, you do realize that the stuff that's highlighted on these pages is "clickable", don't you?): Really Ugly Witch Doll. I wrote to the site's creator/keeper and asked him he agreed that the thing didn't resemble (1) Phyllis Diller and (2) Mrs. Roper from "Three's Company". He actually responded (!) and said that quite a few people have already made the Diller comment. I, however, was the first to say Mrs. Roper. I'm such a maverick.

(Hint: It's not too late for Xmas presents.)