There are things I hate to do, behavior I will not tolerate, people I cannot stand, and foods I will not eat. There are also certain words and phrases that make me cringe audibly when I hear them and which I have taken a very solemn vow never to allow passage from my lips. I hereby offer the following list (in no particular order), which is by no means exhaustive, which of course means that I reserve the right to add to the list at any time. And believe you me (uggh), I will. Or shall. Whatever.

1. My bad
2. It's a sin
3. He/she is a sweetheart
4. Anyways
5. Sue me
6. Finalize
7. Dude
8. Dudess
9. Folks
10. School of hard knocks
11. It's all good
12. Waz-zup
13. Be nice
14. Pardon my French
15. [Whatever] From hell
16. Thank God It's Friday
17. Hump day
18. Party (as a verb)
19. Club (as a verb)
20. Diss
21. Take a leak
22. Irregardless
23. Between you and I
24. Vagina (you can keep your monologues)
25. Biological clock
26. Bass-ackwards
27. Working hard or hardly working?
28. God's children
29. Bat cave
30. [Anything]-oholic or -aholic (except for alcoholic)
31. Business casual
32. Thank goodness
33. Guilty pleasure
34. Go [team name]
35. Friggin'
36. Freakin'
37. Beer goggles
38. Cyber-[anything]
39. Been there, done that
40. Any coffee description other than "coffee", "cappuccino", or "espresso"
41. Upside the head
42. Therapy
43. Day of beauty
44. Nathan Lane