Although I have been known to watch quite a few daytime talk shows, I ordinarily don't watch Oprah. I just don't buy her "I'm every woman" garbage, as her opening theme song insists. I dunno ... call me crazy, but the last time I looked, every woman wasn't making $85 jillion a year. Every woman didn't have her own chef, personal trainer, magazine, talk show, and designer wardrobe. And she certainly didn't fly out to Los Angeles just to have her eyebrows plucked, as Oprah laughingly told today's audience, all of whom spontaneously erupted into grinning, laughing, applauding acceptance of this ludicrous notion.
As if that comment itself weren't obnoxious enough, Oprah gleefully announced that since Anastasia, the eyebrow frau (my words, not hers, thank you!), was in the audience, she would be able to get her eyebrows done for free! And the audience thought that was pretty adorable too. Ahhh, isn't it just darling, the way Oprah also worries about pinching her pretty pennies? Oh, that Oprah! She's one of us!
Oprah, my dear, if you truly are Every Woman, then start shopping at Old Navy. Clip coupons. Cook your own food. In fact, make that food Hamburger Helper. Come up with inventive ways to stretch the dollars you don't need a rake to collect every much anticipated payday. And please pluck your own fucking eyebrows.
fresh-baked at 05:10 PMIts not that she said she lives like every woman....Every woman sleeps around,some do not ,some marry,some do not,some have kids,some do not...and if having money helps me get the comforts,so be it.She worked for it.She wsn't doing tis at 21 and 31..I thinks hse deserves her credit and money.A smart business woman.When she says that'I am every woman'...she is talkinag about the essence of being a woman,feeling anf thought process.Even then a single lady cannot represent billions of her gender.
Offered by: sense on May 12, 2003 03:12 PM
