uggggh.

I heard somewhere that doughnuts can take up to two weeks to fully digest.

Yum!

And don't stick your fingers into the box to grab one. Use a napkin, please.

Aaron: I wouldn't eat a donut if you paid me. I'm just trying to make everyone else happy. Because you know me: I'm a real people-pleaser.

Jodi, can I have the donuts you couldn't be paid to eat??? Just the chocolate cake, please. The jelly filled are fattening, or so I hear...

Doughnuts?!? You should be so lucky to have doughnuts. When I was growing up, all we had were crumbs! Crumbs, I tell you! Maybe we didn't have your cardio-vascurio-mumbo-jumbo, fitness programs and what-not, but we worked hard like dogs to give you kids what you have. We were lucky to have a slice of grease and onion on a bagel! And that was for dinner! Oy, what a life!

Kim: Absolutely. We all know that not everyone washes his or her hands after using the rest room.

Tess: Eat to your heart's content! (P.S. The chocolate ones have NO CALORIES or "points"!)

Thomas: I'm glad to see you used the the good old-fashioned spelling. I prefer it as well. (Obviously my fun pun wouldn't've worked with the preferred spelling, though, so ...)

I walked for two miles in the snow to get these things for these kidz, so they'd better appreciate it.

Krispie Kreme. Just the thought of a warm glazed melting in my mouth is enough to get to right to the edge. Forget feeding me grapes, just bite sized pieces of a warm glazed donut is what this chicky-poo wants. And since I won't feed myself, someone else has to do it. LOL

Omg, just looking at them makes me feel like I am gaining wait.

Quick! Look! I think my ass just got bigger!

mmmm donuts.. hey, are they kosher?

Jodi:

I appreciciate your concern about everyone's cleanliness but, if they are simply sitting out in the open air, can they really be considered sanitary napkins?

I feel down deep I should be ashamed, but I'm not!

All I ask is that no one dunks their donut into a coffee, leaving little cakelike crumbs swimming along the brim of their mug. Ewwwwww!!

Jodi,

I'm surprised that while you wanted the men to steer clear from the "pearl necklace", you didn't warn to not reference how a guy could "glaze your donut" (sic).

Which reminds me of a joke;

A walrus was in getting his tire replaced. He was in the lobby eating powdered doughnuts. Having flippers, he made a mess of himself. The mechanic came in and told him, "Mr. Walrus, it looks like you blew a seal." The walrus said, "No, it's just powdered sugar..."

Thank you folks, remember to tip your wait-staff!

They are SPRINKLES, dammit, not jimmies!

Thanks for the doughnuts. I'll take 2 dunkin doughnuts - bavarian creme :)
Be Well..

Keith: I'm not exactly crazy about "jimmies" because it reminds me of Jimmy "J.J." Walker, but "sprinkles" is worse because it reminds me of handwritten signs in ladies rooms that read, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

But I'd rather say "jimmies" than "little artifically-colored sugar bits that are going to get stuck between my teeth and make me look like a retard".

I heard somewhere that, if you eat while standing up, the calories don't stay in you.