I'm prettier than you are.
Sunday, 21 July 2002
St. Fu

To everyone in the ground-floor yoga studio:

The chanting thing? That obnoxious, unrelenting crap that I can hear all the way up here, five floors above? That thing I'm going to have to hear all day long?

Yeah, that thing.

Knock it off.

Have a little consideration and realize this is a sacred day for some of us. I don't do the Sabbath thing on Saturdays, but I do like my Sundays quiet. To that end, I suggest you join me in the worship of St. Fu (a/k/a Shut The Fuck Up).

Thank you.


P.S. No comments on how I should be tolerant of other people's beliefs. This post is a joke. I have no tolerance for anyone who doesn't get it. If you don't get it, well, uh, get out. Thanks.

fresh-baked at 11:46 AM
Comments

St. Fu? Perfect. I'll be stealing that one.

Offered by: Chris on July 21, 2002 12:07 PM

Ommmmmmmm.

Ommmmmmmm.

Just kidding. Sundays are for sleep-ins and slugfests. Screw a bunch of yoga.

Offered by: Kelly on July 21, 2002 02:27 PM

Kelly and I, in fact, have a small altar to St. Fu in a corner of our home. All hail St. Fu, patron saint of silence.

Offered by: Shawn on July 21, 2002 02:27 PM

Oh Jodi, yet again you've hit the nail on the head! I can't stand noisy neighbours either.

I live in a narrow turn-of-the-century street where the houses are very close together.
There are a couple of young guys next door to me, (thankfully their's is a double-lot, with a a house-width between us) who seem to have all their loud friends round, all-day, and all night, whenever there is a sporting event on (5 days a week in Denver it seems).

If it's not sports, it's that particular kind of dance music I define as, "music to build sheds by".

And then, around 3 or 4am, it's the "let's see how long it takes us to get our oversized, badly-maintained, penis-substitute pickup trucks started" competition.

Offered by: Max on July 21, 2002 02:29 PM

Ok, this is freaky... and probably sad. Kelly and I,each on our own computers, unaware of what the other was doing, just posted comments (above) with the same time stamp. Spooooooooky. I guess we were channeling Jodi.

Offered by: Shawn on July 21, 2002 02:29 PM

Chris, you can use it as long as you give me attribution, all right? Remember, I know where you live.

Offered by: Jodi on July 21, 2002 07:46 PM

Of course I will. You're the high priestess of St. Fu.

Offered by: Chris on July 22, 2002 01:18 AM

Pump up the volume on your stereo! A Flock of Seagulls, Bronski Beat ... That will teach those thoughtless Buddhist’s a thing ar two.

Offered by: Datacloud on July 22, 2002 09:28 AM