I'm prettier than you are.
Tuesday, 20 August 2002
A Case for Shearlock Combs

short 'n' sassy!

Help!

I was kidnapped earlier tonight by a crazed fan. Look what my captor did to me! My lustrous locks ... gone! At least this lunatic had the decency to grace me with with another eyebrow.

Your challenge: Give me back my hair. Restore it however you see fit. And while you're at it, please give me a nose job too.

Thank you hairy much. I nose you can do it.

(Yes, it is my site, and yes, I can make as many bad puns as I like!)


P.S. Please send your masterpiece to me by email. The submissions will be displayed in a special gallery somewhere on this site. (I haven't decided where yet.) Not fade away!

Update, 8:55 a.m. — See The Gallery for the stunning transformations.

fresh-baked at 12:39 AM
Comments

Aw...I rather liked your pineapple hair from the original picture. I guess we'll see.

Offered by: Dan the Goose on August 20, 2002 12:55 AM

Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, Mr. Goose. JodiSprout ain't goin' nowhere.

Offered by: Jodi on August 20, 2002 01:12 AM

Mine's on the way. Thank ya... thank ya very muuuch...

Offered by: Tess on August 20, 2002 01:38 AM

I only gave you one nostril... open your mouth to breathe...

Offered by: Tess on August 20, 2002 01:42 AM

Oh, I don't know... I think the cropped look suits you! Speaking from personal experience, it's much more cool and comfortable than long hair, and incomparably easy to manage...

Offered by: revolution9 on August 20, 2002 06:22 AM

She needs a tiara. She definitely needs a tiara.

Offered by: Mad Genius on August 20, 2002 08:27 AM

I agree with revolution9. I think this "lunatic" did excellent work with your hair (and eyebrow).

Offered by: Daniel on August 20, 2002 09:56 AM

Hmm, not one but TWO Star Wars iterations. Could it be that you're actually Carrie Fisher in disguise?

Offered by: revolution9 on August 20, 2002 10:43 AM

My vote goes to the propeller hat. Who knows when a thing like that might come in useful?

Offered by: Hot Soup Girl on August 20, 2002 11:29 AM

OMG! Those are hysterical!!!! Jodi, is there an actual photograph of you somewheres? Then I could give you my interpretation.

Offered by: JenBen on August 20, 2002 04:04 PM

Yes, JenBen, there are actual photographs of me, but I don't post them. So far, the one that resembles me the most is the one I call "Jodi in Another Dimension".

Offered by: Jodi on August 20, 2002 04:35 PM