I'm prettier than you are.
Tuesday, 20 August 2002
Karyn's Kyn?

Jackass!

fresh-baked at 06:27 PM
Comments

We need to stop linking to these people!

Offered by: Dan the Goose on August 20, 2002 07:08 PM

We need to stop telling people what to link!

(Hey, I recently un-linked a couple of people who are even less desirable than this guy!)

Offered by: Jodi on August 20, 2002 07:15 PM

Pathetic.

Offered by: Zuly on August 20, 2002 07:32 PM

lol. as IF. I think I'm gonna put up a paypal account to buy me a new vibrator. I'll do it.. don't tempt me. :P

Offered by: alie on August 20, 2002 08:11 PM

Damn people. But then again, these people arent the bad ones for putting up the site. The people who should be burned, are the people who give them the money! Theres one born every minute, and according to KarYn, and This Other Dude, there are over 4 thousand born ever minute.

I am ever so slowly paying off my credit card debt, and never once have I asked anyone for a penny. Why? Because I have pride, and would never ask for a hand out. These people just need to grow up.

Offered by: Amanda on August 20, 2002 09:24 PM

This fucking asshole, and ass sucking Karyn should get part-time jobs licking shit off used butt plugs at Dildoes 'R Us to pay off their debt.

Sorry, Mom. I'm a little hormonal tonight. I'll go wash my mouth with soap now.

Offered by: Mad Genius on August 20, 2002 10:22 PM

You will do no such thing, my hormonal little Genius. Come to Mama. She's proud of you.

Offered by: Jodi on August 20, 2002 10:31 PM

What pisses me off, is that this tosser actually now has a job!

I'm still unemployed, and have no intention of begging in such a pathetic and worthless way.

I'll just sell bits of me off to medical science, and freak shows.

Offered by: Max on August 21, 2002 04:24 AM

Oh my God! I didn't know there was an outbreak... LOL ;-)

Offered by: Bea on August 21, 2002 07:22 AM

Give me a fucking break. I owe about 90K in student loans maybe I should start begging for money to pay it off...oh wait, I can't do that because I WORK for a living and know how to BUDGET my paycheck. These people are lazy. I can only imagine what they will be like when they decide to propagate.

Offered by: Mary Carmen on August 21, 2002 08:24 AM

When I found myself unemployed just a few short months ago, I got back on my feet the old fashioned way - Prostitution.

But: It was prostitution with a twist! Anyone who didn't want to pay to have sex with me could toss a sandwich at me while I was naked. If the sandwich landed on my privates and stayed there, they won a stuffed "Scooby-Doo" toy. If it didn't, then I picked it up, wrapped it in some saran wrap, and had lunch the next day!

That way, all the money I made from actual prostitution could go to paying off my debts, and not towards sandwiches.

Maybe this guy should try that.

Offered by: aaron on August 21, 2002 09:18 AM

Max, I'd gladly send you a dollar, or some nice postcards to brighten your day. (Because to spite being a wretched bitch most of the time, I am generally a nice person.)

I do have to say though, at least this guy does offer something. For $5 he'll design a web page. Okay, so the concept of a $5 frightens me, but he's at least taking steps. He's in a credit-rehab program and he's at least offering a little return for your wee dollar.

But yeah. Still a toss.

Offered by: Sassy McSmartpants on August 21, 2002 09:22 AM

Aaron, I admire your enterprising spirit!

What can I get for this towering stack of vegetarian sandwiches?

Offered by: Jodi on August 21, 2002 09:24 AM

What boggles me is that she can afford a domian name... sheeeeeeeet, I'm not THAT in debt (less the car loan) and I can't afford one, yet.
I know where to put my money, DAMN YOU SEARS!

Offered by: stephanie on August 21, 2002 10:06 AM

Jodi - You know damn well that you'd never get that thing to stay.

Maybe I'd give you a smaller Scooby Doo stuffed toy as a consolation prize though.

Offered by: aaron on August 21, 2002 10:11 AM

Jodi, please forgive me for addressing aaron here, I cannot get into his COMMENTS.
aaron,

Ride, ride my see-saw,
Take this place
On this trip
Just for me.

Ride, take a free ride,
Take my place
Have my seat
It's for free.

I worked like a slave for years,
Sweat so hard just to end my fears.
Not to end my life a poor man,
But by now, I know I should have run.

Run, run my last race,
Take my place
Have this number
Of mine.

Run, run like a fire,
Don't you run in
In the lanes
Run for time.

Left school with a first class pass,
Started work but as second class.
School taught one and one is two.
But right now, that answer just ain't true.

Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah

Offered by: Mad Genius on August 21, 2002 11:51 AM

........??

Offered by: aaron on August 21, 2002 01:21 PM

Best song the Moody Blues ever wrote!

Offered by: Mad Genius on August 21, 2002 01:39 PM

Sassy, I think I love you!

Offered by: Max on August 21, 2002 02:09 PM

Hot damn, that's the best thing I've heard all day! (Now follow it with "Please, let me give you hours up on hours of head" and I will officially be in heaven!)

oh and psst--in case you didn't know--I'm formerly the likebutter girl.

Offered by: Sarah on August 21, 2002 04:13 PM