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Friday, 6 September 2002
Happy Jew Year


Happy Rosh Hashanah!


No double-dipping, leiblings!


It's not "officially" the year 5763 until sundown, but who cares.

So go on. Blow a shofar.

I said shofar. Leave the chauffeur alone. (Unless he asks nicely and tips generously.)

Actually ... come to think of it, if he looks like this, I won't blame you if you ditch that horn thing.

(After all, Rosh Hashanah, in Hebrew, literally means "head of the year".)

L'chaim! L'shanah tovah!


For quick, easy-to-read information on Rosh Hashanah, go here.

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Comments

Gut Yom Tev!

Offered by: Mad Genius on September 6, 2002 12:39 PM

Happy Rosh Hashanah. :)

Mmm... those Granny Smith apple slices are looking awfully good right now, actually.

Offered by: revolution9 on September 6, 2002 01:20 PM

Mazel tov! (The exclamation point implies way more confidence than I really have that this is the correct thing to say on this occasion, but hey, if you can't be right, be enthusiastic.)

Offered by: Chris on September 6, 2002 01:22 PM

L'shanah tovah tikatevi v'taihatemi

May 5763 be the year that all things good come your way.

Offered by: Jack (jj) on September 6, 2002 01:27 PM

Frankly, it just doesn't feel like new year's without Dick Clark. I guess Rosh Hashanah's Rockin' Eve is out of the question?

Offered by: tim on September 6, 2002 01:54 PM

I dunno, Tim. I say we hand the guy a shofar and see what happens!

Offered by: Jodi on September 6, 2002 03:02 PM

Thanks, everyone!

Any well-wishing is fine. I'm not picky when it comes to good cheer!

Offered by: Jodi on September 6, 2002 03:04 PM

L'shanah tovah! May your year be blessed with much happiness and success.

Offered by: Joan on September 7, 2002 12:31 AM

I like hebrew because the word for "fish" is pronounced "dog." But that's all the language has got going for it.

Offered by: Dan the Goose on September 7, 2002 05:28 AM

Damn! It's going to be 6 months before I stop writing "5762" on my checks.

Offered by: Robyn on September 7, 2002 11:13 AM