Does this mean we get to see your cousin, who is like a mini Jodi-wannabe (Chachia, perhaps?) who falls in love with your lovably goofy friend's sister spawning it's own bjorn, "Joanie love Chachia"?

I'm waiting for the episode where Jodzie waterski jumps over the tank of middle aged, pudgy, tank-top wearing subway riders...

(Yes, I do know about "www.jumptheshark.com")

Not to be off-topic or anything, but I can't get your header to load properly. It keeps getting stuck in the middle of loading.

Aaron...just throw it a kiss!

Then you'll just have to be stuck in the middle with Jew some other time, Aaron!

But seriously (wink to the audience and hand raised to quiet down the raucous laughter and applause), yeah. For some reason the page is sluggish today. I guess it was out partyin' a little too hearty last night or somethin'.

Wait, didn't I see your page out last night with the Hilton Twins?!?!

*applauds*

Now let’s see ya shake whatcha momma gave ya!

What?

That was one of my favorite Happy Days episodes. :)

See it's funny how when you misspell some words, like spelling "any more" as "and more", the connotation is changed drasticly.

Nonetheless, I was requesting more participants in the Twister game. The more, as they say, the merrier.

Now if there was "and more" above and beyond Twister, well, that would have to be negotiated between the consenting adults. Just remember the basic rules; 5 or more people is an orgy, 4 people is a couples swap (disclaimer: Any group activity involving one woman and three or more men is officially a gangbang), 3 people is a threesome, 2 people is sex and 1 is masturbation.

I am vigorously shaking my boo-tay. Can you see, Jhames? (The rest of you — avert your eyes! This is a private dance!)

Thomas: I think this educational comment was meant for the post that precedes this one. Am I correctamundo?

Um, I'm just wondering...if a gangbang is officially in progress when it involves one woman and three or more men, what is it called when there is one man and three or more women? Besides a damned lucky man I mean...

It’s not as easy as you would think to get a fiver out of my teeth, through a monitor, over fiber-optic cables, out another monitor, and into Jodi’s g-string.

Allison, a man and 3 or more women is an orgy, unless the women have strap-ons and only interact with the man they are "pegging". (FYI, a man taking a strap-on from a woman is called "pegging". As in "He's really pegged now." or "Peg me harder!" or "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go peg yourself?")

Thomas, thanks so much for clearing that up. My boyfriend arrives home from a long travel this weekend and I wanted to be sure I knew how to accurately describe the events I have planned for him. Yowza...

Aaron/Ralph Malph points out, above, that the header does not load properly.

Jodzie walks over to the header, looks for a precise spot, makes a fist, and pounds the header once. The header loads properly. And quickly!

Jodzie: Aaay!

Aaron/Ralph: He's still got it!

Jodzie: Was there ever any doubt? Wh-hoa!

Jodzie pulls another cute chick over, takes a lock of her hair, sniffs it, and pulls her close for a dance.