I'm prettier than you are.
Saturday, 14 September 2002
A Note from Your Hostess


so divine!

I know it's late notice, but I just wanted to warn you that tomorrow you may not be able to access this fabulous site for a few hours. My "host" is performing a network upgrade.

They appreciate my patience, they say. (How presumptuous.) And I appreciate yours.

(Don't you just adore the elegant, reserved, understated, WASPy, Stepford Wife me?)


fresh-baked at 11:27 PM
Comments

Ever the hostess with the mostest, dear.

Offered by: Joan on September 14, 2002 11:53 PM

Why darlin', you could almost be Southern.

Offered by: Eyre ni Rhuth on September 15, 2002 01:31 AM

Jodi, honey, you're a vision in pink and gold lamb-A. And, above-the-elbow gloves?! Stunning. Now go grab your tiara, a coffee and croissant and have breakfast at Tiffany's. You make a fag proud. (weeping and thrashing on floor praying to you now...)

Offered by: Jay on September 15, 2002 11:18 AM