I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 21 October 2002
You do the wrath

Rocket science! + Brain surgery! + Hmmm ...

+ the voice of reason = Ignorant fucking slobs! = Here's the real trash!

fresh-baked at 03:30 PM
Comments

You're assuming, of course, that they can read. ;)

Offered by: Kelly on October 21, 2002 03:40 PM

I actually thought of that, Kelly, and then told the girl who was taking the trash out, "It's not time yet. You have to wait until after 8:00 tonight." But still ...

Offered by: Jodi on October 21, 2002 03:48 PM

According to my calculations, you get one idiotic neighbor... Oh wait - hold on... I messed up right here...

Ok... got it! I'm sorry, that's supposed to be one EXTREMELY idiotic neighbor.

I absentmindedly forgot to carry the one.

Offered by: leo on October 21, 2002 04:40 PM

Let us read from the Gospel of Kevin Smith, book "Clerks"...

"Buncha' savages out there..."

Amen

Offered by: Thomas on October 21, 2002 04:48 PM

I guess the sign failed to say which time zone applied. In England, it is the correct time to take out the trash. Building management needs to be clearer in their memo!

Offered by: Sally on October 21, 2002 06:18 PM

I guess the only thing worse would be if the offender left their trash inside permanently... cockroach hotel breeding ground.

Offered by: Desert Mermaid on October 21, 2002 09:38 PM

Do they let you near knives of any kind at the hospital where you live? Have you considered additional time in the gym? Knitting, perhaps?

Jodi, put down the computer mouse, go to the store, buy as much chocolate as you can carry, and consume as much cocoa goodness as you can in order to achieve the chemical high. Please. I’m begging you here.

Offered by: jhames on October 22, 2002 12:40 AM

How was the rug from apt.3f disposed of?

Offered by: Sally on October 22, 2002 03:09 PM