I will bring my world famous cupcakes, Jodi. You are to funny. lmao
Offered by: Sharon on October 22, 2002 12:29 PMWilma! Please come in and bring your notepad!
Come in, come in! No, that outfit doesn't make your ass look big. Please write this down:
Cancel all my appointments on the 25th and block the entire day.
Book me a seat on the first flight from Logan to Jodiverse on the 25th. Make sure that you get me on Fabulous Class.
Call Ms. Ivy and tell her that I need an appointment late on the 24th—hair, skin, fingers, toes…the works! If she tells you she's booked, tell her that she owes me; she’ll know what you mean.
Call my personal shopper and tell him that I need a stick your head in the oven fabulous outfit for the party of the year.
Call chef at that little restaurant in Madrid where I like to lunch with Prince Felipe—yes, yes, the humpy one—and ask him if he can make me a nice covered dish to bring. Tell him we expect a huge crowd. If he tells you he's too busy, tell him that I still have the pictures; he’ll know what you mean.
That's all for now. We'll have other details to which we must tend for this soirée but we can tackle those later.
Thank you.
Heck with food, what kind of presents would you like?
Offered by: Thomas on October 22, 2002 02:20 PMSomething home-made, perhaps from clay, with a handprint pressed into it and painted garishly.
Offered by: Jodi on October 22, 2002 03:26 PMUm... I got the clay part down, but didn't use my hand and I painted MYSELF garishly. (Damn you "content finishing, not comprehending fully" speed reading class!!!)
I may not be very good at crafts, but I leave a very good impression...
Offered by: Thomas on October 22, 2002 04:48 PMDamn you Jodi.
Now I know what I'm going to be doing at work instead of, well, working.
Offered by: leo on October 22, 2002 05:40 PMI'll bring a covered dish or something, and say "hi", but I am NOT staying for more than 20 minutes.
(You know you have social anxiety disorder when you find yourself dreading an imaginary party in cyberspace).
Offered by: tim on October 22, 2002 05:42 PMI'll bring the booze! Can we Conga? Can I lead?
Please! Please! Please!
I've got the music covered.. and may I say? There WILL be a Conga Line!
(it was such fun to shop for images to send.. hehe.. hope you enjoy Jodi-girl!)
