Slow down. Forget about Hallowe'en for a minute; forget about the parties, the parade, the candy, and the fact that your kids may as well just wear feet-pajamas with a cheesy ol' plastic mask tomorrow night given that no one's going to see their costumes anyway underneath the puffy down parkas, mittens, scarves, and hats.
Just slow down. Breathe. Have you noticed? Today is Wednesday. "Hump Day" as some people insist on calling it. So celebrate with this elegant accessory, especially appropriate for the occasion!
Enjoy!
P.S. Penny-pinchers: Amortize the cost! This delightful item can be worn with any Hallowe'en costume, for years to come.
P.S.S. Makes an excellent stocking-stuffer.
Thanks to the inimitable Mad Genius for the link!
Hmmm. Don't know who worries me most - Jodi, or Jodi's sources.
For "worries", read "paralyses with giggling fits"
Yes, I giggle. Like a girl. So sue me.
Please don't sue me.
Offered by: Pete on October 30, 2002 02:04 PMDo they have ones that vibrate?
Offered by: Sassy McSmartpants on October 30, 2002 02:26 PMThey do, but it's called the "Venus Penis". It's much like the "Venus Butterfly" toy, but this one has an insertion piece providing external AND internal stimulation. At $39.99 from Adam and Eve, it's much more affordable than the Sybian, and provides nearly the same sensations.
Offered by: Thomas on October 30, 2002 02:52 PMAnd with that, thus ends the discussion of vibrators. Thanks.
Offered by: Jodi on October 30, 2002 03:01 PMI just need to tell you, girls, that I have one of these. It has done wonders for my love life. Now tell me, do you think I’m sexy?
Offered by: Mrs. Bigbottom on October 30, 2002 03:34 PMWell of course Mrs. Bigbottom.
Your smile lights up all around you. But honestly, I would do something about your hair.
The big hair... very 80's. Tsk tsk.
Offered by: leo on October 30, 2002 03:54 PMDo I get a discount when I order 10 or more toe cups?
Offered by: sally on October 30, 2002 04:01 PMI do like that you can open a beer with it. I mean, that's a universal tool right there. Heh. Tool.
Offered by: Sassy McSmartpants on October 30, 2002 04:05 PMmy contemp art teacher has a camel twice the size of the large size and she wears *really* tight neon 80's spandex almost every class. and she smells like cheese.
Offered by: alex kidd on October 30, 2002 07:44 PM
These fakies are good for starters. However, the silicone implants are far superior. There is nothing more dissappointing than giving a reach-around and grabbing one of these prosthetics when you had your mind set on so much more.
How does Jodi feel about this new product? I can just picture her showing off her "gear" in a pair of Daisy Dukes.
Offered by: fred on October 30, 2002 08:28 PMIn celebration of Hump Day, I have replaced my usual afternoon meditation with an imaginary scenario in which TV's Bronson Pinchot talks to me in a funny accent about the "birds and the bees."
AND
In celebration of both Jodi's link and the one provided in the comments section by "Mrs. Bigbottom," I am going to kill myself.
Offered by: aaron on October 30, 2002 08:49 PMFred, you are the one from whose lips I heard the words "camel toe" for the first time, quite a few moons ago, in reference to some chick in toe-jeans up at Jim Thorpe! I actually thought of you when I posted this. What a coincidence! Lovely to see you here.
Offered by: Jodi on October 30, 2002 10:29 PMYou have been here ... cameltoe.org
and here ...
ratemycameltoe.com
... have you not?
Offered by: LA on October 30, 2002 10:45 PM
