I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 18 November 2002
Me, Myself, Why?

Why do some people, when referring to themselves, use the business letter closing "yours truly"?

Example:
Curious Person: Who was at the party, Desmond?
Jackass: The usual motley crew. Jasper, Caroline, that guy we call Viper, and yours truly.

You know what? From here on out, I plan to refer to myself as, alternately, "best regards", "sincerely", "best wishes", "respectfully yours", or, the ultimate, "cordially".

Love,
Cordially


P.S. "Myself" would not be a proper substitute for "yours truly" in the above example. Just in case you were wondering.

fresh-baked at 08:54 AM
Comments


Prancing is the remote and windy singletrack in the mountain bike ride of kitty life.

I remain,

Your humble and obedient servant,

Prance E. Kitty

Offered by: Prance One and Prance Two on November 18, 2002 10:11 AM

What, you want me to comment yet I see no link to my Jew-friendly site?
What can I say? I thought I raised you bettah than this. My heart, you are breaking.
You look thin. EAT.

Offered by: Karen on November 18, 2002 11:25 AM

What, you want me to comment yet I see no link to my Jew-friendly site?
What can I say? I thought I raised you bettah than this. My heart, you are breaking.
You look thin. EAT.

Offered by: Karen on November 18, 2002 11:25 AM

Oy, nothing like making a double entrance.
There, this makes three comments.

Offered by: Karen on November 18, 2002 11:26 AM

I'd like to know why Desmond got invited to the party and I didn't. Dictated, but not read.....

Offered by: Ellen on November 18, 2002 12:45 PM

I can't help it, I go to a lot of parties...

Offered by: Jors Trulli on November 18, 2002 12:51 PM

I prefer to sign my business letters a little more honestly.

With Sycophantic Fawning,
Chris

or

Despising You Intently,
Chris

Offered by: Chris on November 18, 2002 02:11 PM

I too refuse to say "yours truly" when referring to myself, but not because it's stupid. Rather, I don't say it because I am a pathological liar. Referring to myself as anything "truly" would be a complete and total fabrication.

Of course, by saying "yours truly" even if I am lying (which I always am, by the way) wouldn't that also be a lie, and therefore fit right into my normal manner of speaking? No, because according to the code of conduct set forth by my own personal god (Lyle Lovett) I am not allowed to lie while utilizing any two-word phrase that both begins and ends with a Y. Therefore, I am not allowed to lie in a sentence that uses the phrase "yours truly." (ditto: "you're smelly," "yo, Jimmy!" and "Yes! Scurvy!!!")

(I do believe that this has eclipsed my own record for the dumbest comment ever left here.)

Offered by: aaron on November 18, 2002 11:32 PM

A friend of mine signed her letters...yours Trudy. She, being Trudy thought that was hilarious...it wasn't

Offered by: sally on November 19, 2002 12:12 AM

Aaron:

I think you hit that right on the head.

(As my students used to freequently close letters written as assignments)

Yours turly,

Offered by: Don on November 19, 2002 10:56 AM