At long last ... my biggest, bestest dream finally came true. I went to a prom. I didn't go to my own (or anyone else's) proms "back in the day" -- but that's only because I lacked Molly Ringwald's expertise with the scissors and sewing machine a la Pretty In Pink.
Here's a pretty picture of me with my date -- my darling Taxi (yes, his real name) -- at his prom, several weeks ago. We had a blast!
Posted on June 3, 2002
Dear GOD!
First, I hope the bestiality overtones in this image haven't escaped you.
Secondly, is that bottle champagne, or is it absinthe, the green fairy? The self same absinthe that caused such an uproar in the 19th century? The same absinthe that contains thujone, a hallucinogen derived from wormword extract?
Third, I never went to prom. Can I photoshop my picture over your dog's and make my sad existence that smidgen bit better?
Posted by: Thomas on July 31, 2002 05:15 PM